Wimpie

Wimpie known in Greek mythology...
It has been told over the ages that a person known as Wimpie walks comes down from the heavens and walk among the mortals and seduces the local women and his closest friends' mother figures...
This Adonnis can usually be spotted easily, he is extremely good looking and has a large reproductive organ, which the last person who has seen it has gone blind by the sheer pleasure it has brought...
The only way you can get rid of this sexy beast is the give him the town's most beautiful maiden and hope hes satisfied!!

Ted : Man you see that Wimpie coming, I think we should leave...he has a huge penis

Vicky : If I didnt know beter I would have thought you were the legendary Wimpie I heard about...
Wimpie : Why would you think that?
Vicky : Cause you got a huge penis and you are rougedly handsome

Wimpie by ashmanapola May 3, 2009

wimpess 

A young affluent woman, often from California, who embraces media-created values and the consumer culture. Often used as a synonym for "valley girl".

The mall will be flooded with wimpesses today.

wimpess by Dimatory December 5, 2017

Wimpleton 

A hooligan thats both a wimp and a simpleton, a mook about as strong as a goldfish and has the brain of one too. Perfect insult for pretentious ass clowns carrying dildos and alien guns.

Look at that english mook with the perm, I swear he's the biggest wimpleton going, hes asking for a bumming off grizzly Adams going down dodgie.

Wimpleton by JiminyBritshCricket April 10, 2012

Wipies 

Baby wipes; moist towelettes

Hey babe, I'm changing the baby, can you hand me the Wipies?

Wipies by Smartestpersonyoudontknow March 22, 2016

Wimple 

An expulsion of air from the end of a penis. Usually happens when a novice gives a blow job and actually blows air into the penis.

Also used as an insult, suggesting that someone is a dick-fart.

I knew she didn't know what she was doing -- I wimpled for an hour after she blew me.

Dude, you're such a wimple. Go back to your closet and cry.

Wimple by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016

Wipie 

A baby wipe. A disposable wet cloth used to clean a baby's bottom during a diaper change.

I will us a wipie when I change jr's poopy diaper.

Wipie by baby wipe April 2, 2009

wimplewee 

a placeholder word for something unknown or cant remember the name.

John went to wimplewee to pick up some milk

wimplewee by TheOneWithTheHighGround January 12, 2021