Wipies 

Baby wipes; moist towelettes

Hey babe, I'm changing the baby, can you hand me the Wipies?

Wipies by Smartestpersonyoudontknow March 22, 2016

Wipies 

The wiper blades that are used to adorn the headlights on your car.

Wipies can be found on the SAAB 900S. 'nuf said. oh, and volvo.

Wipies by Rousseauofmarch November 16, 2009

shit of a thousand wipes 

when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.

I wont be coming to work today as I've been cursed by the shit of a thousand wipes.

shit of a thousand wipes by Lunicus January 29, 2007

man wipes 

the wipes a man uses after crapping to have a clean finish

I just got rid of skidmarks, thanks to man wipes.

man wipes by GeorgeBrett78 May 25, 2015

Mansion Wipes

A roll of full-priced, premium-brand paper towels used to wipe down surfaces in your mansion of messes created by lavish cooking, partying, or other deliberately reckless and pretentious behavior. Can also be conspicuously consumed in other ways- as long as they are used with complete disregard to their cost.

Hey! Pass me the roll of mansion wipes (instead of a dish towel or other economically responsible means of drying something) so I can wipe all of this Don Julio, Champagne, shrimp cocktail, and steak residue off the marble counter tops! Who cares how many we use, there are always more!!!

Mansion Wipes by Danny Trupin April 12, 2017

wifies

A really nice Minecraft YouTuber who somewhat plagiarizes from other Hermitcraft YouTubers for videos and also creates a lot of original content. He is a really nice, good, and smart person in real life and is a really good friend.

Wow, Wifies is such a good Minecraft YouTuber, he should have so many more subs.

wifies by Prankster999 October 31, 2019

Ghost wipes 

The rare phenomenon that when one wipes their butt after pooping, delightfully finds that there is no trace/streak of poop on the toilet paper resulting in a care free poop session and heightened feeling of self cleanliness.

"Yo dude I gotta blast a serious dookie right now, and unless i get ghost wipes, im guna need another roll of the poopoo paper."

Ghost wipes by Soul Rebel January 21, 2009