wimpire 

What Hollywood laughingly defines as a vampire these days; Vampires of the sparkly type (re: Twilight)

Jack: "I had to take my little sister to see the wimpire movie yesterday. I fell asleep."

Jill: "OMG but I heart Twilight!"

Jack: "I'm breaking up with you."

wimpire by T0nk5_McD3an May 7, 2011

wimpire 

Empire builder from the perspective of the woman driving it.

His wimpire is really hot, but girls, he will go down hard in the end.

wimpire by Larry B. Daniel August 24, 2007

wizpire 

A cross between a wizard and a vampire.

Dude, that girl from the 3chicks1dick band, she's a real wizpire.

wizpire by Pepperjazz October 27, 2011

wampire 

Originally coined from a Carol Burnett Show skit circa 1967, in which she played a Transylvanian gypsy with speech issues. One of her sons was a Vervolf, the other was a Wampire.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061240/quotes

Hallaba: You're going to be bitten by a verevolf.
Mrs. Cunningham: A verevolf?
{ Screams }
Hallaba: Yes. Bevare the volfman will bite you tonight. Oy, are you gonna get it.
Mrs. Cunningham: Oh, no! Is a verevolf bite painful?
Hallaba: It's about the same as the bite from a wampire.

wampire by Koralis December 29, 2008

Wimpie

Wimpie known in Greek mythology...
It has been told over the ages that a person known as Wimpie walks comes down from the heavens and walk among the mortals and seduces the local women and his closest friends' mother figures...
This Adonnis can usually be spotted easily, he is extremely good looking and has a large reproductive organ, which the last person who has seen it has gone blind by the sheer pleasure it has brought...
The only way you can get rid of this sexy beast is the give him the town's most beautiful maiden and hope hes satisfied!!

Ted : Man you see that Wimpie coming, I think we should leave...he has a huge penis

Vicky : If I didnt know beter I would have thought you were the legendary Wimpie I heard about...
Wimpie : Why would you think that?
Vicky : Cause you got a huge penis and you are rougedly handsome

Wimpie by ashmanapola May 3, 2009

Wampire 

A wannabe Vampire.

Edward Cullen is a WAMPIRE.
(No vampire sparkles, bitch)

Person 1: OMG DUDE, I got new fangs from HotTopic.com

Person 2: You fucking wampire..

Wampire by BANG_ThatIsAll November 21, 2009

wampire 

An extremely attractive individual with creative and interesting style. Especially goth, punk, or Japanese.

Hey, do you want to go wampire hunting?

wampire by a wampire hunter July 1, 2008