What Hollywood laughingly defines as a vampire these days; Vampires of the sparkly type (re: Twilight)
Jack: "I had to take my little sister to see the wimpire movie yesterday. I fell asleep."
Jill: "OMG but I heart Twilight!"
Jack: "I'm breaking up with you."
Jill: "OMG but I heart Twilight!"
Jack: "I'm breaking up with you."
by T0nk5_McD3an May 7, 2011
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Get the wizpire mug.Originally coined from a Carol Burnett Show skit circa 1967, in which she played a Transylvanian gypsy with speech issues. One of her sons was a Vervolf, the other was a Wampire.
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Hallaba: You're going to be bitten by a verevolf.
Mrs. Cunningham: A verevolf?
{ Screams }
Hallaba: Yes. Bevare the volfman will bite you tonight. Oy, are you gonna get it.
Mrs. Cunningham: Oh, no! Is a verevolf bite painful?
Hallaba: It's about the same as the bite from a wampire.
Hallaba: You're going to be bitten by a verevolf.
Mrs. Cunningham: A verevolf?
{ Screams }
Hallaba: Yes. Bevare the volfman will bite you tonight. Oy, are you gonna get it.
Mrs. Cunningham: Oh, no! Is a verevolf bite painful?
Hallaba: It's about the same as the bite from a wampire.
by Koralis December 29, 2008
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It has been told over the ages that a person known as Wimpie walks comes down from the heavens and walk among the mortals and seduces the local women and his closest friends' mother figures...
This Adonnis can usually be spotted easily, he is extremely good looking and has a large reproductive organ, which the last person who has seen it has gone blind by the sheer pleasure it has brought...
The only way you can get rid of this sexy beast is the give him the town's most beautiful maiden and hope hes satisfied!!
It has been told over the ages that a person known as Wimpie walks comes down from the heavens and walk among the mortals and seduces the local women and his closest friends' mother figures...
This Adonnis can usually be spotted easily, he is extremely good looking and has a large reproductive organ, which the last person who has seen it has gone blind by the sheer pleasure it has brought...
The only way you can get rid of this sexy beast is the give him the town's most beautiful maiden and hope hes satisfied!!
Ted : Man you see that Wimpie coming, I think we should leave...he has a huge penis
Vicky : If I didnt know beter I would have thought you were the legendary Wimpie I heard about...
Wimpie : Why would you think that?
Vicky : Cause you got a huge penis and you are rougedly handsome
Vicky : If I didnt know beter I would have thought you were the legendary Wimpie I heard about...
Wimpie : Why would you think that?
Vicky : Cause you got a huge penis and you are rougedly handsome
by ashmanapola May 3, 2009
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(No vampire sparkles, bitch)
Person 1: OMG DUDE, I got new fangs from HotTopic.com
Person 2: You fucking wampire..
(No vampire sparkles, bitch)
Person 1: OMG DUDE, I got new fangs from HotTopic.com
Person 2: You fucking wampire..
by BANG_ThatIsAll November 21, 2009
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by a wampire hunter July 1, 2008
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