wimpire

What Hollywood laughingly defines as a vampire these days; Vampires of the sparkly type (re: Twilight)

Jack: "I had to take my little sister to see the wimpire movie yesterday. I fell asleep."

Jill: "OMG but I heart Twilight!"

Jack: "I'm breaking up with you."

by T0nk5_McD3an May 7, 2011

wimpire

Empire builder from the perspective of the woman driving it.

His wimpire is really hot, but girls, he will go down hard in the end.

by Larry B. Daniel August 24, 2007