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wimping is like simping except the “simp” in this situation is a woman
i’m totally wimping over sensai kakashi right now
wimping by sensai_simp69 July 6, 2020
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Hung Wimping 

v. Partial erectile dysfunction. When you got a quarter chub, or even half-mast, but can't get it any further.
Marcella: Get it up.

Jason: sorry, I'm hung wimping.

Marcella: C'mon little fella, just a little more.

baby wiping 

The act of licking your partners butthole after they had just taken a shit.
Mark was about to get in the shower when his partner gave him a good baby wiping instead.
baby wiping by Oreogobbler January 15, 2018

Benjamin Wiping 

to reach a status in one's life, financially, to be able to wipe one's own ass with fresh hundred dollar bills (benjamins).
donald trump is most definately benjamin wiping
Benjamin Wiping by i_skeeted_in_ur_i February 27, 2009

Hyperactive Wiping Disorder 

A syndrome spawned by the Coronavirus causing consumers to overbuy toilet paper which has caused them to over-engage in wiping their rear ends.
Each and every member of my family has, one by one, begun to manifest the compulsive and frightening symptoms of Hyperactive Wiping Disorder.

Wiping Noses 

To rob a drug dealer, plug, or trap house.
"Don't be posting money, guns and drugs on social media, we wiping noses out here."
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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