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The rag you keep next to your bed or under it to clean up sprog; aka cum, after you have finished having a wank.
It is almost unbearable to use my wipie now it started to develope a crust. Seriously, i haven't washed it for that long...
wipie by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006
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A wet wipe that was stolen by a High School Business Teacher and put the blame on one of his own students.
Did you take the last wipie?
Wipie by TheNonJaye October 14, 2022

Jizz Wiper 

One whose job it is to squeegee the cum streaks off the glass at a peepshow.
Glenn's job as a summer student was being a Jizz Wiper for $7.50 an hour.
Jizz Wiper by will bitten October 8, 2016

memory wipe 

A real dumb ass, someone who doesn't get it, as if they've lost their mind.
You know not what you speak of, memory wipe.
memory wipe by WordMan1965 March 31, 2014

Razzy Wipe

Dry humping someones back whilst they work
Dave: Bobby, go give the new lad a Razzy Wipe
Razzy Wipe by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

jism wiper 

A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.

see jizz mopper.
Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."
jism wiper by poja August 11, 2004
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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