wimpier 

More weak and cowardly or feeble.

He's wimpier than you.

wimpier by wunks October 30, 2021

Wimpie

Wimpie known in Greek mythology...
It has been told over the ages that a person known as Wimpie walks comes down from the heavens and walk among the mortals and seduces the local women and his closest friends' mother figures...
This Adonnis can usually be spotted easily, he is extremely good looking and has a large reproductive organ, which the last person who has seen it has gone blind by the sheer pleasure it has brought...
The only way you can get rid of this sexy beast is the give him the town's most beautiful maiden and hope hes satisfied!!

Ted : Man you see that Wimpie coming, I think we should leave...he has a huge penis

Vicky : If I didnt know beter I would have thought you were the legendary Wimpie I heard about...
Wimpie : Why would you think that?
Vicky : Cause you got a huge penis and you are rougedly handsome

Wimpie by ashmanapola May 3, 2009

wimperton 

A wimp; a coward; a pussy. Created by my father, Bob C.

"I don't want to go hide from cars," says little Sally.
"Quit being a wimperton," Bobby replied impatiently.

wimperton by Alana April 10, 2004

wimperdinkle 

Male sex organ. Penis Ding dong cock dick

After hours of sex his WIMPERDINKLE lay there lifeless and exhausted but satisfied.

wimperdinkle by Wimperdinkle December 25, 2016

wimpire 

What Hollywood laughingly defines as a vampire these days; Vampires of the sparkly type (re: Twilight)

Jack: "I had to take my little sister to see the wimpire movie yesterday. I fell asleep."

Jill: "OMG but I heart Twilight!"

Jack: "I'm breaking up with you."

wimpire by T0nk5_McD3an May 7, 2011

wimper 

a type of surfer dude

I would date a wimper they are such hot surfer dudes

wimper by KoolAid2723 October 26, 2011

wimpire 

Empire builder from the perspective of the woman driving it.

His wimpire is really hot, but girls, he will go down hard in the end.

wimpire by Larry B. Daniel August 24, 2007