Wiggle'd

Being Wiggle'd is a severe state of inebriation, often to do with spouting nonsescial phrases and often become aroused and in desperate want of satisfaction.

Completely and utterly pissed, often used to refer to light-weights.
Usually accompanied by maniac laughing, and a severe case of the hornies. The morning after is filled with missing memories, mysterious stains and deep, deep regret.

Jim: Chloe's completely wiggle'd again.
Mike: But she's only had a sip of my beer!
Chloe: Hiiiiiiiiiiiii guuuuuuuuuuys! *hahahahaha!* Wanna make out? I'm soooo horny!

by Monsiuer Bobicus III, Esq. January 22, 2011

wiggle dick

an asshole acting in a retarded manner; random douchebag; one lacking the ability to be social or think logically. I.E.

Friend 1: hey man, did you see Jeremy over there trying to impress Karina?

Friend 2: yeah dude, absolute wiggle dick.

by 138-02-08 August 14, 2010

Wiggle da biggle

When you rape and assault your dad then fuck the shit out of 5 children

Yo guys I just wiggle da biggled 8 times this week guys

by Rickthelol December 20, 2021

Wiggle Dripping

The action necessary when a woman uses the restroom and she is out of toilet paper. In most cases she can access tissue close by.

I was wiggle dripping today because my new jobs restroom lacked toilet paper. I’ll make sure that doesn’t happen again.

by EyeChristy May 15, 2019

National Wiggle Day

On December 17th, every United States citizen is entitled to one free public wiggle.

Lucas: It's December 17th, my favorite day of the year!
Nick: What's happening today?
Lucas: It's National Wiggle Day dumbass

by ProfessionalWiggler December 17, 2020

wiggle-dunk

The act of shaking then plunging one object within another; usually a penis into a vagina.

Tonight, Steve is going to wiggle-dunk his dick into Theresa

by MacGyver1138 August 10, 2006

John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose

the best thing in the world , a person who obliterates everything else in his terms of cuteness , intelligence , strength and intimidation . the unseen god of this world

"John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose is godly , hes a damn treasure"

by Child Le Ultimate June 16, 2022