Wiggle'd

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Being Wiggle'd is a severe state of inebriation, often to do with spouting nonsescial phrases and often become aroused and in desperate want of satisfaction.

Completely and utterly pissed, often used to refer to light-weights.
Usually accompanied by maniac laughing, and a severe case of the hornies. The morning after is filled with missing memories, mysterious stains and deep, deep regret.

Jim: Chloe's completely wiggle'd again.
Mike: But she's only had a sip of my beer!
Chloe: Hiiiiiiiiiiiii guuuuuuuuuuys! *hahahahaha!* Wanna make out? I'm soooo horny!

Wiggle'd by Monsiuer Bobicus III, Esq. January 22, 2011

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wiggle dick

an asshole acting in a retarded manner; random douchebag; one lacking the ability to be social or think logically. I.E.

Friend 1: hey man, did you see Jeremy over there trying to impress Karina?

Friend 2: yeah dude, absolute wiggle dick.

wiggle dick by 138-02-08 August 14, 2010

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Wiggle da biggle

When you rape and assault your dad then fuck the shit out of 5 children

Yo guys I just wiggle da biggled 8 times this week guys

Wiggle da biggle by Rickthelol December 20, 2021

Wiggle Dripping

The action necessary when a woman uses the restroom and she is out of toilet paper. In most cases she can access tissue close by.

I was wiggle dripping today because my new jobs restroom lacked toilet paper. I’ll make sure that doesn’t happen again.

Wiggle Dripping by EyeChristy May 15, 2019

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National Wiggle Day

On December 17th, every United States citizen is entitled to one free public wiggle.

Lucas: It's December 17th, my favorite day of the year!
Nick: What's happening today?
Lucas: It's National Wiggle Day dumbass

National Wiggle Day by ProfessionalWiggler December 17, 2020

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wiggle-dunk

The act of shaking then plunging one object within another; usually a penis into a vagina.

Tonight, Steve is going to wiggle-dunk his dick into Theresa

wiggle-dunk by MacGyver1138 August 10, 2006

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John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose

the best thing in the world , a person who obliterates everything else in his terms of cuteness , intelligence , strength and intimidation . the unseen god of this world

"John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose is godly , hes a damn treasure"

John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose by Child Le Ultimate June 16, 2022

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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