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an asshole acting in a retarded manner; random douchebag; one lacking the ability to be social or think logically. I.E.
Friend 1: hey man, did you see Jeremy over there trying to impress Karina?

Friend 2: yeah dude, absolute wiggle dick.
by 138-02-08 August 14, 2010
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You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
by Black Don August 06, 2020
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