Definitions by MacGyver1138

the bottle opener 

When a woman from Amsterdam forces her male partner to insert a cork into his rectum before any intercourse has taken place. Upon climax, she removes the cork, causing an expulsion of 2 bodily fluids at the same time. This is often followed by the woman rolling around in the male's feces/semen mixture and pleasuring herself.

Ian's friend Dan had the bottle opener performed on him for the first time unwittingly while visiting Amsterdam.

the bottle opener by MacGyver1138 August 24, 2006

wiggle-dunk

The act of shaking then plunging one object within another; usually a penis into a vagina.

Tonight, Steve is going to wiggle-dunk his dick into Theresa

wiggle-dunk by MacGyver1138 August 10, 2006