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Whoresband

When you're husband is a whore.
Hey Lil were you talking to that Whoresband of yours?
by Helvetius February 13, 2022
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whorelando

Specifically, the area where the Disney College Program interns stay. If you can't get laid there, you can't get laid anywhere.
Chris is an ugly mofo, but even he had a different girl every weekend in whorelando.
by MouseKiller March 9, 2005
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Whorehands

A disease spread from genitals. Gives the uncontrollable urge to touch the genitals of either sex, regardless of hygiene or size.
Can be contracted by infected user touching your genitalia. There is not, and never will be, a cure.
"Oh my gosh, Alison has WHOREHANDS! We better not let her touch us!"
by Chayri January 1, 2010
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whoreshadowing

a foreshadowing experience in which a persons inner whore is shown, through actions, events, or speech.
-"Remember that girl that was flashing us in 4th grade?..."
-"Yeah, total whoreshadowing."
by erokinson May 18, 2009
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whorelando kook

Infectious soul-less surfers who come (usually in droves) from Orlando, FL to select Central Floridian beaches during good swell days, especially during weekends and holidays when waves are at least 6 or more inches above FLAT. Whoreland-kooks completely lack the essential elements of surf etiquette and will drop in on you as if... They have also been known to carry leprosy, typhoid fever, and/or visceral leishmaniasis.
That whoreland kook just snaked me, again WTF! Let's paddle East(diversion from true direction), it's not worth fighting for waves with these whorelando kooks.
by BawlsDiggity October 4, 2017
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whorelando

The city located in central Florida. It's most known for all its attractions and theme parks. It's also been called the minimum-wage capital of the U.S. because the theme parks' employees make up a HUGE part of the city's workforce.

Home of the Orlando Magic, a team that was good until Shaq left, and average until T-Mac left. Now the team is sitting in the bottom of the standings, with no fans and even less chances of winning a title.

In other words, if it wasn't for Disney World, Orlando would be just a halfway point on I-4.
The city itself is filled with slums (see Pine Hills), but the suburbs are much more affluent (see Winter Park).
by KRHimself November 28, 2004
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Whorepanda

A female who, while otherwise attractive, wears an excessive amount of eyeshadow in an attempt to appear edgy.
Taylor Momsen is such a whorepanda.
by tmsam June 24, 2016
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