A disease spread from genitals. Gives the uncontrollable urge to touch the genitals of either sex, regardless of hygiene or size.
Can be contracted by infected user touching your genitalia. There is not, and never will be, a cure.

"Oh my gosh, Alison has WHOREHANDS! We better not let her touch us!"

Whorehands by Chayri January 1, 2010

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werepanda

a panda that was bitten by a werewolf. only one has been found on record, has the ability to turn into a human. become a ravenous meat-eating panda monster when its a full moon, and is a bamboo eating cutie pie during all other times. known to have been around for 200 years. plays the guitar really well.

the werepanda strikes at night, so hide yo wife, hide yo kids!

werepanda by the man in the panda mask January 19, 2011

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whorelando kook

Infectious soul-less surfers who come (usually in droves) from Orlando, FL to select Central Floridian beaches during good swell days, especially during weekends and holidays when waves are at least 6 or more inches above FLAT. Whoreland-kooks completely lack the essential elements of surf etiquette and will drop in on you as if... They have also been known to carry leprosy, typhoid fever, and/or visceral leishmaniasis.

That whoreland kook just snaked me, again WTF! Let's paddle East(diversion from true direction), it's not worth fighting for waves with these whorelando kooks.

whorelando kook by BawlsDiggity October 4, 2017

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