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The only state in the U.S. where the number of natural disasters in a year is more than the number of smart politicians.
Hurricanes or morons? People of Florida have to pick their poison, sometimes even both.
by KRHimself March 26, 2005

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a fine city in northern Florida, ten times better than Orlando.
Jacksonville has a mass transit system. Orlando has a congested bus system. Figure out which one is better.
by KRHimself February 26, 2005

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(Noun-Verb) - To run directly into your offensive lineman's rear end so violently that it in turn causes the quarterback to misplace the pigskin out of his hands and onto the ground ultimately causing a fumble.
Mark Sanchez is the pioneer of the Buttfumble.
by KRHimself December 30, 2012

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See also Winter Park.
Winter Park, home of multimillionaires and Carrot Top.
by KRHimself October 24, 2004

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Beverly Hills of the East Coast. Ultimate prep town. Swarmed by rich kids, rich people, expensive stores, ├╝ber-ridiculous cars, and whatnot.
People in Winter Park are so rich, they use $100 bills to wipe the windshields of their Hummers.
by KRHimself December 15, 2003

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signifies that something will never, ever happen.
1: so when will the Bengals win the Super Bowl?
2: when hell freezes over, that's when.
by KRHimself November 29, 2004

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A city in Japan.
See also basketball and rape.
Kobe's in deep shit.
by KRHimself February 22, 2004

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