The only state in the U.S. where the number of natural disasters in a year is more than the number of smart politicians.
Hurricanes or morons? People of Florida have to pick their poison, sometimes even both.
a fine city in northern Florida, ten times better than Orlando.
Jacksonville has a mass transit system. Orlando has a congested bus system. Figure out which one is better.
(Noun-Verb) - To run directly into your offensive lineman's rear end so violently that it in turn causes the quarterback to misplace the pigskin out of his hands and onto the ground ultimately causing a fumble.
Mark Sanchez is the pioneer of the Buttfumble.
Winter Park, home of multimillionaires and Carrot Top.
Beverly Hills of the East Coast. Ultimate prep
town. Swarmed by rich kids, rich people, expensive stores, über-ridiculous cars, and whatnot.
People in Winter Park are so rich, they use $100 bills to wipe the windshields of their Hummers.
signifies that something will never, ever happen.
1: so when will the Bengals win the Super Bowl?
2: when hell freezes over, that's when.