KRHimself's definitions

chinese water torture

a kind of torture performed by dripping one drop of water at a time on someone's forehead. it induces boredom and eventually a lot of frustration.

As a punishment for breaking a window, he put his son through a Chinese water torture for a couple of hours.

by KRHimself October 25, 2004

Winter Park

Beverly Hills of the East Coast. Ultimate prep town. Swarmed by rich kids, rich people, expensive stores, über-ridiculous cars, and whatnot.

People in Winter Park are so rich, they use $100 bills to wipe the windshields of their Hummers.

by KRHimself December 15, 2003

pine hills

Pine Hills is a slum located west of downtown Orlando.
Mostly inhabited by drug dealers, bank robbers, and people with bleak or no hopes of making it out. Its nickname is "Crime Hills."

1: Yeah, I drove through Pine Hills yesterday.
2: How the hell did you make it out alive?

by KRHimself October 3, 2004

lenin hat

A flat, beret-like hat that Vladimir Lenin used to wear back in the day. Still worn by Communists and non-Communists who simply like the style.

Lenin hats actually look pretty cool.

by KRHimself December 22, 2004

Cleveland Browns

Best damn team ever.
Their fan club is the biggest sports fan club in the world.

Browns Backer for life!

by KRHimself April 14, 2004

tokyo rose

A sexual act.
The male fucks the female so hard than when he pulls out his penis, the blood comes spurting out of her vagina.

I gave her the Tokyo Rose last night, it was f*ckin hardcore.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

jap

short for Japanese, often used in derogatory ways.

that fuckin Jap eats too much damn ramen.

by KRHimself July 15, 2008