Whoreoscope

Those bitches who think everything their horoscope says is real and does whatever it says. They're literally whores for their horoscopes.

"Dude, I really like her, but she keeps wanting to go star gazing. You don't think she's a Whoreoscope do you?"

Whoreoscope by Oliviiaam September 14, 2015

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Whoroscope

A prediction of how many dicks that a thot will please tonight based on her zodiac sign

Hey, Jenny, did you see your whoroscope? Better stock up on birth control!

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A prediction of someone's asstrologically influenced future with respect to getting some action from a dirty sloot.

Cdog and D-Tox checked their respective whoroscopes before hitting the town that night... another late night poutine at ESD was written in the stars.

whoroscope by Jizzones April 28, 2004

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its a horoscope that whores use to find out how promiscuous they will be.

my whoreascope says i will have threesome soon, awesome!

Ahshley: whats my whoreascope say today... you will almost fuck ryan, but you will do mike for hours and possibly take it in the butt.

whoreascope by Tdowns August 21, 2007

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People who look to the zodiac signs to find out who will be the ultimate sex partner and then work shamelessly to prove it right.

Her whorescope this week promised a raucous weekend with a Pisces.

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An astrological prediction for a WHORE of there future

and/or pimp

my whoroscope told me today whats to make some money.

whoroscope by jdiggs14 January 18, 2009

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I am telling you, this weekend we hook up. It's written in my whoroscope!

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