Whoreoscope 

Those bitches who think everything their horoscope says is real and does whatever it says. They're literally whores for their horoscopes.

"Dude, I really like her, but she keeps wanting to go star gazing. You don't think she's a Whoreoscope do you?"

Whoreoscope by Oliviiaam September 14, 2015

Whoroscope 

A prediction of how many dicks that a thot will please tonight based on her zodiac sign

Hey, Jenny, did you see your whoroscope? Better stock up on birth control!

Whoroscope by Atheistzilla November 12, 2014

whoroscope 

A prediction of someone's asstrologically influenced future with respect to getting some action from a dirty sloot.

Cdog and D-Tox checked their respective whoroscopes before hitting the town that night... another late night poutine at ESD was written in the stars.

whoroscope by Jizzones April 28, 2004

whoreascope 

its a horoscope that whores use to find out how promiscuous they will be.

my whoreascope says i will have threesome soon, awesome!

Ahshley: whats my whoreascope say today... you will almost fuck ryan, but you will do mike for hours and possibly take it in the butt.

whoreascope by Tdowns August 21, 2007

whorescope 

People who look to the zodiac signs to find out who will be the ultimate sex partner and then work shamelessly to prove it right.

Her whorescope this week promised a raucous weekend with a Pisces.

whorescope by HippieWriter January 24, 2016

whoroscope 

An astrological prediction for a WHORE of there future

and/or pimp

my whoroscope told me today whats to make some money.

whoroscope by jdiggs14 January 18, 2009

Whoroscope 

When you predict your future hookups.

I am telling you, this weekend we hook up. It's written in my whoroscope!

Whoroscope by Hocinetje August 1, 2019