whorrorscope

A bitch that obsessed over everyone’s astrological sign. Someone that will get with you if they think your signs mesh well, also will read too far into basic human traits given out amongst each sign to make it look like they have skin because they’re a Capricorn or some dumb shit

“Can you believe Samantha sucked my dick last night cause I told her I’m an Aquarius! Love them whorrorscope thots”