Whoroscope

A prediction of how many dicks that a thot will please tonight based on her zodiac sign

Hey, Jenny, did you see your whoroscope? Better stock up on birth control!

by Atheistzilla November 12, 2014

Whoroscope

When you predict your future hookups.

I am telling you, this weekend we hook up. It's written in my whoroscope!

by Hocinetje August 1, 2019

whoroscope

A prediction of someone's asstrologically influenced future with respect to getting some action from a dirty sloot.

Cdog and D-Tox checked their respective whoroscopes before hitting the town that night... another late night poutine at ESD was written in the stars.

by Jizzones April 28, 2004

whoroscope

An astrological prediction for a WHORE of there future

and/or pimp

my whoroscope told me today whats to make some money.

by jdiggs14 January 18, 2009

Whoroscope

(noun) /hôr-ə-skōp/

A daily prediction of your sexual energy, powered by astrology, thirst, and zero actual science.

Example:
Gemini? Your whoroscope says “text your ex and hydrate.”

by CtrlAltDeLICK March 27, 2025