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whoreascope

its a horoscope that whores use to find out how promiscuous they will be.

my whoreascope says i will have threesome soon, awesome!
Ahshley: whats my whoreascope say today... you will almost fuck ryan, but you will do mike for hours and possibly take it in the butt.
by Tdowns August 21, 2007
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Whoroscope

A prediction of how many dicks that a thot will please tonight based on her zodiac sign
Hey, Jenny, did you see your whoroscope? Better stock up on birth control!
by Atheistzilla November 12, 2014
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A prediction of someone's asstrologically influenced future with respect to getting some action from a dirty sloot.
Cdog and D-Tox checked their respective whoroscopes before hitting the town that night... another late night poutine at ESD was written in the stars.
by Jizzones April 28, 2004
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whore’ascope

Whore’scope: a list of names of sexual partners that promiscuous people keep in a little black book, index card, rolodex or any other method of archiving information so to keep track, count or just for remembering sake of who they have had sexual relations with. Can be valuable information for potential spouses similar to how A Car-Fax report would be for people shopping for cars. Unfortunately a whore’ascope is not information shared openly. But one thing is more than likely to happen. You will get laid, sucked off, and if that person keeps a whore’ascope, you will be added to that list. Only real question left to ponder is was it worth it or will it have been worth it? Cause some whores are better than others and some are just a whoriffic mistake.

Submitted by LuvH8Luv
After stumbling upon Amber’s whore’ascope notebook. And realizing just how diverse and long the list was. It helps to explain just why she is the way she is and why she has so many toxic short lived relationships. The entire scope of her whore like ways would have helped me not get so emotionally attached to her. Lesson here is one must treat a whore like a whore. Otherwise you would be expecting too much from the damaged and wounded and emotional disappointment is all you are left with if not a STD along with it.
by LuvH8Luv November 17, 2022
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whorescope

People who look to the zodiac signs to find out who will be the ultimate sex partner and then work shamelessly to prove it right.
Her whorescope this week promised a raucous weekend with a Pisces.
by HippieWriter January 24, 2016
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whoroscope

An astrological prediction for a WHORE of there future

and/or pimp
my whoroscope told me today whats to make some money.
by jdiggs14 January 18, 2009
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Whoreoscope

Those bitches who think everything their horoscope says is real and does whatever it says. They're literally whores for their horoscopes.
"Dude, I really like her, but she keeps wanting to go star gazing. You don't think she's a Whoreoscope do you?"
by Oliviiaam September 14, 2015
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