whoreascope 

its a horoscope that whores use to find out how promiscuous they will be.

my whoreascope says i will have threesome soon, awesome!

Ahshley: whats my whoreascope say today... you will almost fuck ryan, but you will do mike for hours and possibly take it in the butt.

whoreascope by Tdowns August 21, 2007

Whoroscope 

A prediction of how many dicks that a thot will please tonight based on her zodiac sign

Hey, Jenny, did you see your whoroscope? Better stock up on birth control!

Whoroscope by Atheistzilla November 12, 2014

whoroscope 

A prediction of someone's asstrologically influenced future with respect to getting some action from a dirty sloot.

Cdog and D-Tox checked their respective whoroscopes before hitting the town that night... another late night poutine at ESD was written in the stars.

whoroscope by Jizzones April 28, 2004

whore’ascope 

Whore’scope: a list of names of sexual partners that promiscuous people keep in a little black book, index card, rolodex or any other method of archiving information so to keep track, count or just for remembering sake of who they have had sexual relations with. Can be valuable information for potential spouses similar to how A Car-Fax report would be for people shopping for cars. Unfortunately a whore’ascope is not information shared openly. But one thing is more than likely to happen. You will get laid, sucked off, and if that person keeps a whore’ascope, you will be added to that list. Only real question left to ponder is was it worth it or will it have been worth it? Cause some whores are better than others and some are just a whoriffic mistake.

Submitted by LuvH8Luv

After stumbling upon Amber’s whore’ascope notebook. And realizing just how diverse and long the list was. It helps to explain just why she is the way she is and why she has so many toxic short lived relationships. The entire scope of her whore like ways would have helped me not get so emotionally attached to her. Lesson here is one must treat a whore like a whore. Otherwise you would be expecting too much from the damaged and wounded and emotional disappointment is all you are left with if not a STD along with it.

whore’ascope by LuvH8Luv November 17, 2022

whorescope 

People who look to the zodiac signs to find out who will be the ultimate sex partner and then work shamelessly to prove it right.

Her whorescope this week promised a raucous weekend with a Pisces.

whorescope by HippieWriter January 24, 2016

whoroscope 

An astrological prediction for a WHORE of there future

and/or pimp

my whoroscope told me today whats to make some money.

whoroscope by jdiggs14 January 18, 2009

Whoreoscope 

Those bitches who think everything their horoscope says is real and does whatever it says. They're literally whores for their horoscopes.

"Dude, I really like her, but she keeps wanting to go star gazing. You don't think she's a Whoreoscope do you?"

Whoreoscope by Oliviiaam September 14, 2015