Definitions by Hocinetje

Whoroscope 

When you predict your future hookups.

I am telling you, this weekend we hook up. It's written in my whoroscope!

Whoroscope by Hocinetje August 1, 2019

Affhair 

When you cheat on your regular hairstylist.

"Your hair looks different"
"I know... my hairstylist was away and I couldn't wait"
"So you had an affhair... it looks... interesting..."

Affhair by Hocinetje July 24, 2019

Ravefugee

When you are forced to leave the party but don't know where to go.

The rave was shut down by the police so we ended at the club like ravefugees.

Ravefugee by Hocinetje July 7, 2019