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whorescope

People who look to the zodiac signs to find out who will be the ultimate sex partner and then work shamelessly to prove it right.
Her whorescope this week promised a raucous weekend with a Pisces.
by HippieWriter January 24, 2016
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Whoroscope

A prediction of how many dicks that a thot will please tonight based on her zodiac sign
Hey, Jenny, did you see your whoroscope? Better stock up on birth control!
by Atheistzilla November 12, 2014
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Whoresome

Adj. Something both whorey and wholesome
-Wow that's kind of a whoresome meme.
-That girl over there is totally whoresome! 10/10 would bang!
by HeyItsMj May 24, 2018
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whoresnop

whoresnops are fans of the lead singer of Asking Alexandria (band), Danny Worsnop.
i'm a whoresnop for life
by whoresnopforlife March 15, 2011
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Whorexcore

A teenage girl who insists on using her Myspace to show just how "scene" and "emo" she is by taking multiple pictures of them with immense eye makeup, revealing shirts, and her hands usually in the shape of a peace sign or gun. Her page also consists of her music section including thousands of bands that she has only listened to once in her life and claims to be her "fav", in addition to large amounts of cartoons involving classic depressed phrases and pictures.
A whorexcore girl requested me on Myspace and I immediately messaged her telling her to jump into a pit of syringes.
by Tyler Wall November 6, 2006
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whoroscope

A prediction of someone's asstrologically influenced future with respect to getting some action from a dirty sloot.
Cdog and D-Tox checked their respective whoroscopes before hitting the town that night... another late night poutine at ESD was written in the stars.
by Jizzones April 28, 2004
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whoreascope

its a horoscope that whores use to find out how promiscuous they will be.

my whoreascope says i will have threesome soon, awesome!
Ahshley: whats my whoreascope say today... you will almost fuck ryan, but you will do mike for hours and possibly take it in the butt.
by Tdowns August 21, 2007
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