Whoroscope

A prediction of how many dicks that a thot will please tonight based on her zodiac sign

Hey, Jenny, did you see your whoroscope? Better stock up on birth control!

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whoroscope

A prediction of someone's asstrologically influenced future with respect to getting some action from a dirty sloot.

Cdog and D-Tox checked their respective whoroscopes before hitting the town that night... another late night poutine at ESD was written in the stars.

whoroscope by Jizzones April 28, 2004

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An astrological prediction for a WHORE of there future

and/or pimp

my whoroscope told me today whats to make some money.

whoroscope by jdiggs14 January 18, 2009

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I am telling you, this weekend we hook up. It's written in my whoroscope!

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(noun) /hôr-ə-skōp/

A daily prediction of your sexual energy, powered by astrology, thirst, and zero actual science.

Example:
Gemini? Your whoroscope says “text your ex and hydrate.”

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Horoscope isn't real

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There goes Madison again, reading her stupid horoscope for the day.

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