Definitions by Jizzones

speedbag

v.
To repeatedly hit the forehead of the woman who is sucking on your balls as you masturbate, akin to hitting a speedbag with one hand.

I was speedbaggin' Becky and jizzed in her hair.

speedbag by Jizzones October 15, 2006

slamshow 

noun.
A meeting of a male and female(s) during which banging occurs.

D-Tox: Cdog's going to New York to hook up with those chicks he met in Europe.
Pistol: For a C-Dog slamshow!?

slamshow by Jizzones October 15, 2006

Crappy Tire 

Slang term for Canadian hardware store chain Canadian Tire. One reason "Crappy" is the adjective used because it is not uncommon to purchase something from CT that has already been opened with parts missing.

Mike: Can I get a ride to Crappy Tire? I'm getting my car serviced.
Steve: You took your car to Crappy Tire!?

Crappy Tire by Jizzones February 25, 2006

stuft crussed

Noun.
The bottom part of the bun in an all-male 3-way cheeseburger.
The crust of a pizza... as opposed to the sauce or toppings.
The one taking it from lucky pierre.

Brucifer felt like a stuft crussed when he got back-stabbed by the man, again.

stuft crussed by Jizzones August 3, 2004

whoroscope 

A prediction of someone's asstrologically influenced future with respect to getting some action from a dirty sloot.

Cdog and D-Tox checked their respective whoroscopes before hitting the town that night... another late night poutine at ESD was written in the stars.

whoroscope by Jizzones April 28, 2004

knobfuck 

Sexual intercourse where only the tip of the penis penetrates the vagina; or, an insult to someone who is as useless as said intercourse.

Cdog forgot to pick me up again, he's such a knobfuck.

knobfuck by Jizzones April 26, 2004