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ass whooped 

The act of getting beaten up badly. Also used in competition when one opponent gets a decisive victory over another.
ass whooped by Eagleheart1981 February 26, 2015

Amsterdam whoopee cushion 

The act of blowing air into ones vagina then violently pushing down on her stomach to make her uncontrollably queef
I surprised Jenny with an Amsterdam whoopee cushion last night......... she beat the sit out of me
Hey guys, I had so much sex last night. I’m whooped as fuck.
Whooped by Grandle August 18, 2020

make whoopee

An old persons term for sex. Typically used by 60 year olds.
Back in my day ur grandma and I would make whoopee in the back of a pickup truck at the drive in theatre.
make whoopee by Thefanman August 19, 2016

Alabama Whoopee

The Alabama Whoopee is a sex position in which a whoopee cushion is inserted into the female's vagina. when the male on top sticks his dick in it makes squishy fart sounds resalting in the good ol Alabama whoopee
Chad: dud I just did the Alabama Whoopee on my girl last night and the sounds made my mom wake up.

Josh: damn bro that's crazy.
Alabama Whoopee by the define guy January 14, 2021

a little bird told (or whispered to) 

To have learned something from a mysterious, unknown, or secret source.
a little bird told (or whispered to) me it was your birthday