a practical joke device consisting of a rubber air bladder that makes a flatulence sound when sat upon
If I sit on another whoopee cushion I'll have to play a prank on they'll never forget.
by The Return of Light Joker September 14, 2009
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When you are going down on a girl, then blow air into her vagina. This results in her having to queef.
The tinder date went really well until I gave her the whoopee cushion. She sent me home straight after.
by Swedishfishylover June 06, 2020
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When someone is trying to fart in the face of another person, and they splatter diarrhea all over the inside of their pants.
"Would you rather have me Whoopee Cushion your sister, or . . . wha- wha- wait. No."
by A Friggen Moose April 09, 2010
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The act of blowing air into ones vagina then violently pushing down on her stomach to make her uncontrollably queef
I surprised Jenny with an Amsterdam whoopee cushion last night......... she beat the sit out of me
by Snvert97 February 23, 2021
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Another term for sharting, which occurs when one tries to force a fart and craps instead.
"Sorry, boss, I got to go"
"What? Why?"
"Chocolate whoopee-cushion, just trust me"
by Rs86 February 02, 2010
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when 2 people press their buttholes tautly against each others, and one person farts into the other's butthole
Last night, Frederico gave me a siamese whoopee cushion. It was even better when i blew it back into his butt.
by the wundatwinz December 23, 2005
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As you are downstairs giving some oral satisfaction to your lady-friend, get nose deep in her snatch and start blowing air into her deep, deep gulch. When she pulls away, punch her in the stomach and when she queefs, yell, “Spokane Whoopee Cushion!”
Donna left Aleksandr because he wouldn’t stop giving her Spokane Whoopee Cushions.
by Captain Neckbeard Esq III June 27, 2019
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