dud

a malfunctioning or failed idea, object or instance. a unfulfilled expectation.
we went to the show...don't bother, it's a dud.
by joe normal March 17, 2004
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dud

A person who is really lame and extremely uncool. Any thing can be dudly, like a dudly haircut. Duds seem to look like losers. It is hard to explain a dud, but simply you can tell who is or looks like dud by how they look or act.
Max: Hey man, watsup?
Trent: nothing git, look at dat fag mike he got a haircut.
Max: Wow, haha he looks like such a dud.
by SomeAnnoyedMexican June 13, 2009
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dud

a guy/girl with no ability to get with a the opposite sex
That guy has no pimp skill hes such a dud
by Frank Oberly March 22, 2005
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dud

The definition of a bad joke. Telling a joke and failing to get any laughs warrants a dud.

Created by Jon from Bloomfield Hills Andover High School.

Noun form- a person or group of people that is associated with dud-culture.

Verb form- the act of committing a bad joke

Adjective form- Something that is not funny
Sample dud:

Person A: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Kid: I don't know. What?

Person A: "Where's my tractor?"

Kid: DUDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Person A is now referred to as a dud until he or she redeems themselves with a good, hearty joke.
by tasty_curry December 14, 2010
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a dud in a rush to spell dude in a ROBLOX game... That or they can't fucking spell
oi dud
by a bacon haired bozo May 01, 2018
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dud

A place such as a party where there are no hot girls.
Nigel: "Man, this place is a dud."

Cam: "Dude, it's a bank. Come on."

Nigel: "That doesn't mean the tellers have to be fugly. When I go to a bank, I expect them to have dimes."
by Percy Jones January 06, 2008
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noun: meaning a failure, a miss, or a screw-up
it is also the headliner for "throwing duds" and is one of the three words associated with the trend.
"Shit! I dropped a plate"
response:"That's a dud"
dud response:"Shit! I dropped a dud"
by The Nan Man October 20, 2011
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