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To be extremely tired. Struggling to stay awake
Me: " you look like you haven't slept in days"
You: "I'm fuckin slumped man"
by thatmotherfucker69696 February 15, 2015
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The feeling of overwhelming exhaustion usually associated with the use of alcohol, cannabis, etc. Usually results in someone being couch locked
Dude 1: Dude Evan looks like he’s about to get slumped, man how much has he had to drink?

Dude 2: I saw him take 4 shots and drink a beer and I think he also took a rip off Jimmy’s bong

Dude 1: Yeah we need to get him out of the damn hot tub before he slumps and drowns
by GayCloud June 17, 2018
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To get knocked unconcious during involvement in an altercation.
That bamma tried to fight Kelz and got slumped.
by Corey Dyson May 01, 2005
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Killed. Refers to the position a body takes if shot in a car or a sitting position, as in "slumped over".
"Brandy all f**ked up in the head cuz her babby daddy got slumped"
by Mistress Quabeena July 12, 2005
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A one shot hit to any area of a person that debilitates them for a large amount of time.
When I got robbed they slumped me on the head with a 9mm.

Luckily I took it like a man (cause I was drunk) and their asses ran down the street.

But due to the massive slumping I needed 3 staples in my head, and I bled ALOT!
by GhettoNeophyte February 18, 2009
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