Thefanman's definitions

birthday syndrome

When a person acts like a spoiled bitch just because it is their birthday.

Man that guy is an asshole, maybe he has birthday syndrome

by Thefanman August 3, 2015

Dialing the rotary phone

Female clitoral masturbation involving the fingers.

That girl has been in there for awhile, maybe she's dialing the rotary phone.

(Knock knock), I'm dialing the rotary phone honey.

by Thefanman July 25, 2016

golden christmas tree

A mega shit that is both big and long but smooth coming out.

I just shit a golden Christmas tree, I wouldn't recommend going in there for awhile.

by Thefanman April 14, 2016

Waldo

1. Character from a children's book

2. Prison slang for guards are coming.

Ok here's 1 gram of weed. "WALDO!!"
OH SHIT!! I've gotta hide this weed!!

by Thefanman February 13, 2017

Lock picking

The act of using a lock pick typically made out of a windshield wiper to open a door, often illegally such as in a break in

Lock picking is the preferred method of entry by criminals and is like a key to the city.

by Thefanman May 23, 2016

make whoopee

An old persons term for sex. Typically used by 60 year olds.

Back in my day ur grandma and I would make whoopee in the back of a pickup truck at the drive in theatre.

by Thefanman August 19, 2016

polish the hook

Another term for jacking off.

I need to go to the bathroom and "polish the hook" if you know what I mean;)

by Thefanman July 23, 2016