make whoopee

An old persons term for sex. Typically used by 60 year olds.

Back in my day ur grandma and I would make whoopee in the back of a pickup truck at the drive in theatre.

by Thefanman August 19, 2016

birthday syndrome

When a person acts like a spoiled bitch just because it is their birthday.

Man that guy is an asshole, maybe he has birthday syndrome

by Thefanman August 03, 2015

shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 06, 2022

Dialing the rotary phone

Female clitoral masturbation involving the fingers.

That girl has been in there for awhile, maybe she's dialing the rotary phone.

(Knock knock), I'm dialing the rotary phone honey.

by Thefanman July 25, 2016

Waldo

1. Character from a children's book

2. Prison slang for guards are coming.

Ok here's 1 gram of weed. "WALDO!!"
OH SHIT!! I've gotta hide this weed!!

by Thefanman February 13, 2017

golden christmas tree

A mega shit that is both big and long but smooth coming out.

I just shit a golden Christmas tree, I wouldn't recommend going in there for awhile.

by Thefanman April 14, 2016

polish the hook

Another term for jacking off.

I need to go to the bathroom and "polish the hook" if you know what I mean;)

by Thefanman July 23, 2016