olds

short for Oldsmobile a large american pimp car

Im crusin in my Olds tonight.

by Jonathan K. March 30, 2005

Olds

The opposite of news, dated and irrelevent information.

Those are olds, not news.

by mrouie February 27, 2018

olds

adj. old people

The olds can qualify for Social Security benefits.

by Bill Lee June 20, 2004

Olds

An older person, typically at least over 40, who is resistant to change and often speaks ill of young people and their social habits, culture and technology.

"Remember how Pokemon once only existed as cards and Gameboy games, but then Pokemon Go! spread them worldwide all around us and convinced the olds that Pokemon caused car crashes and walking off cliffs?"

-Alex Schmidt, Cracked

by Usdiawi December 3, 2017

Olds

A small town in Central Alberta, home to Jay Rosehill of the Toronto Maple Leafs.

We be chillin in Olds tonight, yo.

by SugarBEP December 2, 2011

Olds

A small town in Alberta, Canada filled with whores and crack heads and knocked up teens. Everyone either drunk or high and only care about getting laid and partying

Damn she’s a whore must be from Olds

by Shooopyy December 8, 2019

Olds

News which is not new at all, but rather quite old and outdated

There's no news, so the media are reporting on the olds

by WhoIsThatPokemon May 29, 2020