Hoopered
When a young man gets stupidly drunk and then tries it on with a farmers daughter, gets turned down, but heroically tries again.
Hoopered by Serbian-kid February 24, 2009
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Hoopered
When your memes are destroyed or banned because they are deemed offensive, resulting in you and anyone else involved getting pissed off
Person 1: Did you here James got hoopered?
Person 2: Shit really? poor guy
Person 1: Yeah man but we are just sharing them in a facebook group now though, can't be hoopered in there
Person 2: Shit really? poor guy
Person 1: Yeah man but we are just sharing them in a facebook group now though, can't be hoopered in there
Hoopered by St Andrews Meme Force August 8, 2018
Related Words
Hoopered • hoovered • Hookered • hoodered • hookered out • Hoonered • hootered up • heavily hootered
Hoopered
When you are in a political argument and you post an article to support your views, and it actually says something entirely different. This usually happens because you are too lazy to read past the headline.
My man posted an article supporting his argument that the economy was especially hard on dudes, but 80% of the article was talking about how easy dudes have it. He totally hoopered himself there.
Hoopered by Pinkflyingmonkey May 15, 2023
Hoovered
Successfully blackmailed back into a romantic relationship by someone who used serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover)
Hoovered by Auntie-Nyms September 22, 2010
Hoovered
When a person continues or even increases suction while performing felacio after orgasim and the joy become pain after being sucked dry.
Hoovered by The Doctor of NY January 21, 2021
hookered out
when males or females (most of the time females) wear outfits that are EXTENSIVELY provocative to the mall.
The chick wearing the wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked short, wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked tight shorts that made her have to walk funny was totally hookered out, and i was going to ask her if she was really a hooker, and if she wasnt a hooker, what the hell was she thinking?
hookered out by core J August 29, 2005
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