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What I want 

What I want or wanted to happen doesn't seem to matter at all to you. What I think you want me to have wanted is for your kids to die but only so that you can blame your kids dying on me rather than the thing you are doing to me that when described sounds like the Islamic Satan and is just you trying to nurse rachet a guy by doing the symptoms to him BUT ONLY BECAUSE I blamed it one YOU.
RETARD "IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY KIDS ARE DYING!!! MEEHHHHH!!!! MUH KIIIIIIDS!!!!" *Accidentally kills their own kids* *Kills their own kids deliberately* *actively does the symptoms of a mental illness to a guy... Gets other people's kids killed*

Hym "Seriously. In the same way I don't believe that the Jews have ever spoken to the creator of the universe, I don't believe that you don't understand what I want here. You are doing this to me and you are not stopping it. That's 2 things. And paying the price for one is not paying the price for the other. All you are doing is taking a position. That's it. You're taking a position that it isn't a problem that you're doing this to me and I'm not going to debate the philosophy of it with you because we can all see how fruitful that is as an enterprise. This is exactly what makes your politics a farce. You say whatever you need to say to win the popularity contest and nothing you say or do stops the wild fire from spread. And unless and AI creating genius FIGURES IT OUT FOR YOU it just keep KILLING YOUR FUCKING KIDS BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD. HOW DID THE FIRE STOP THE DAY AFTER I SUGGESTED THE FIREMAN'S LINE OF HELICOPTERS AND WHY ARE THERE VIDEOS OF HELICOPTERS IN THE SKY THE DAY I SUGGESTED IT? IT WASN'T GOD WHO DID THAT."
What I want by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

What I want to hear about 

Really? Cool! That's great fat bald Matt!
Hym "Because what I want to hear about is that school shooting in Texas where the kids 'developed a rare form of schizophrenia.' That's what I would like to hear about. I didn't get a chance to read the news article because I was at the job where I am being recorded and harassed by both managers and coworkers. Because that is what I want to hear about. I want to hear about your kids dying in terror from the exact same thing you're doing to me. That's what I want to hear about! It's my favorite genre! So, I want to know... What of that do you think fat bald Matt? Is the solution to try to punish me for saying I would do the thing that kid did? Or did you think you would not have to intervene there? Do you think you should not have to? Cus I feel like I did MY part. I've dome my fair share of the work. If the world improved it's not going to be because of anything you got going on over there. I want to hear about that psychiatrist. Who diagnosed that kid with schizophrenia? What did that kid say to that therapist? Where is THAT news article?"

I do what I want, I'm punk rock 

A phrase to use when someone is telling you not to do something but you don't care.

Popularised by Michael Clifford (Guitarist in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a live stream where his fellow bandmates are telling him to stop swear and Michael then replies with "I do what I want, I'm punk rock"
Michael: I do what I want, I'm punk rock
Calum: No you're not! Just because you're wearing eyelines doesn't make you punk rock!

Whatever, I do what I want! 

Cartman says it when he goes on Maury pretending to be a pre-teen ho.
Whatever, Whatever, I do what I want. I smoke crack, I do drugs, I drink alcihaal. I once killed SIX baby seals with my bare hands.

Whatever, I do what I want! 

stated by eric cartman on south park, he does what he wants
"whateva whateva i do what i want. I roll with 12 gangs"

Whateva, I do what I want! 

Like yeah i'll do whateva wheneva. You must say it in an accent
Whateva,i do what I want.

I do what I want 

Spoken when you did something that you wanted to do, and everyone else just wasn't smart, or dumb, enough to do it.
Why did I just punch you in the face? Because I do what I want.
I do what I want by AngryPOPTART January 14, 2011
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