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My shit's stated son
stated by nicole April 13, 2005
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An obese kid who had multiple necks who had a record of 0-75 and counting with girls.
Also drinks coke as water and usually smells like kakapoop.
Guess what, I found myself a stated
Stated by XxxobesityiskeyXxx November 24, 2020

Wayne Stated 

When Wayne State University pulls a drastic, last second change affecting a large portion of the student body.
I had my schedule all set up to have Tuesdays off, and then the week before classes start they tell us that this class meets on Tuesdays, despite what is posted when registering. We all just got Wayne Stated.

They changed the syllabus with 2 weeks notice and moved our calculations exam up a whole week to the same day that we have our biochem exam. We all just got Wayne Stated.
Wayne Stated by ModulusPharmD October 6, 2011

Wayne Stated 

Basically this is when you get screwed and its 100% not your fault... its the system.
When you wake up at 6:30, get to wayne at 8 and Kresgee isn't unlocking its doors. So you freeze for like 5 mins till somebody hears you dying outside. Then you get inside and they are doing construction so now you cant even study. "Man I got wayne stated today"
Wayne Stated by imfurzini May 22, 2018

Penn Stated

Using power bestow and entrust upon you, using this power to force or influence young boy to have sex (homosexual) with you. Having sex with a young boy in the University shower; pedophiliac,
He got Penn Stated last night.
Penn Stated by PSCoach November 15, 2011

Penn Stated

The act of being raped.
Jerry Sandusky: Hey Joe Paterno, I just penn stated you in some COD!
Joe Paterno: Damn, I know.
Penn Stated by Ballboy123454321 November 27, 2011

Ohio Stated 

When a team gets beat by 3 or more touchdowns in an important game when that team is thought to be good by most peers they have been “Ohio Stated”
Man FSU really got Ohio Stated by Oregon in that semi final game”.
Ohio Stated by coolhandluke2222 January 8, 2015
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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