Whatever, I do what I want!
Whatever, Whatever, I do what I want. I smoke crack, I do drugs, I drink alcihaal. I once killed SIX baby seals with my bare hands.
Whatever, I do what I want! by Anneke October 5, 2003
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Whatever, I do what I want! by Anonymous July 29, 2003
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Whatever, I do what I want!
used by mostly obeserexic pre-teen ho-bags who have shitloads of unprotected sex with ppl 3 times their age.
Seen mostly on Maury and Jenny Jones....made even more popular by Cartman on South Park in the episode where Butters has balls strapped to his chin.
Whatever, I do what I want! by Anonymous July 2, 2003
Whatever, I do what I want!
Idiotic phrase uttered by spoiled little teenage bitches who haven't the slightest clue what it's like to live in the real world.
"I ain't ever had to work a day in my life and my parents provide me with everything I need. But ain't no one gonna tell me I can't blow half the boys at my school, abuse drugs, and talk to my parents like they is dogs. Whatever, I do what I want!"
Whatever, I do what I want! by Aw yeah February 22, 2005
Whatever, I do what I want!
Comeback used by skanky preteens on the Jenny Jones show after the audience boos them for being nasty sluts
Whatever, I do what I want! by Screamapillar June 23, 2003
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fache-couture
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
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“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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