RETARD

When European airliners get mat at u for having to a crappy vs ratio so dey remind u ur a retard and den u make a buttery landing.
500 APPROACHING MINIMIMUS... 100 MINIMUMS 50 40 30 20 RETARD 10... B U T T E R
by Soddy Wally April 14, 2021
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RETARD

a man/woman/boy/girl/ginger who has a medical condition that makes them annoying wankas/good friends.
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by elldeejay April 14, 2009
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Retarded retard

A retard that is so retarded this retard must be called a retarded retard.
Retarded retard
by the random. October 10, 2021
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retards

A typo of the word regards which can get you in serious trouble at work.
Please e-mail me asap.

Kind Retards

Jon
by GrEMbOt... August 18, 2005
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Retard

The only word in the world that is considered offensive when used properly and used improperly. If used as a replacement for the word stupid someone will immediately point out how you're being offensive. On the contrary, if you call someone who is mentally handicapped retarded, you will also be called offensive.
Person one: You just chugged a 2 liter of Coke and a box of Mentos? You retard.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive! (Proceeds to vomit Coke everywhere)

Person one: Aww, poor Timmy is retarded.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive!
by Mr. P. FLuffee June 15, 2010
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to tard again
Joe tard-ed once, and then once again.

Retard.
by A1steak October 07, 2011
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retarded

Jason: how are you
Me: I mean, me too, thanks

Jason: you are retarded
by itsbrittneybitch July 18, 2018
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