When European airliners get mat at u for having to a crappy vs ratio so dey remind u ur a retard and den u make a buttery landing.
by Soddy Wally April 14, 2021

a man/woman/boy/girl/ginger who has a medical condition that makes them annoying wankas/good friends.
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by elldeejay April 14, 2009

by the random. October 10, 2021

by GrEMbOt... September 14, 2005

The only word in the world that is considered offensive when used properly and used improperly. If used as a replacement for the word stupid someone will immediately point out how you're being offensive. On the contrary, if you call someone who is mentally handicapped retarded, you will also be called offensive.
Person one: You just chugged a 2 liter of Coke and a box of Mentos? You retard.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive! (Proceeds to vomit Coke everywhere)
Person one: Aww, poor Timmy is retarded.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive!
Person two: Hey, that's offensive! (Proceeds to vomit Coke everywhere)
Person one: Aww, poor Timmy is retarded.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive!
by Mr. P. FLuffee June 16, 2010

me in everyday situations.
by itsbrittneybitch July 18, 2018
