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Wastafarian

Someone who relies on the system of Wasta to get things done; using contacts/influence to bypass the proles. Used in the Middle East.
Shuu man, you don't have the grades, how are you going to get the job at E&Y?

Khalas man, don't worry, I'm a Wastafarian. I spoke to my uncle and he'll set it up.
by hitsamty March 22, 2009
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wastafarian

White rastafarian. Caucasian male in dreadlocks, a rasta hat and a Bob Marley t shirt. One who dishonors the late Bob Marley
by Macadaciouse June 18, 2004
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Pastafarianism

a new religion that worships Flying Spaghetti Monster, initially created to protest the Kansas State School Board's decision to teach "Intelligent Design" in schools.

Also known as the FSM cult
Codes of conduct:
# Prayers are ended with the word RAmen rather than Amen.
Benefits of conversion:
# Like the great noodles they worship, Flying Spaghetti Monsterists have flimsy moral standards.
# Promise of a stripper factory and a beer volcano in Heaven.

A rival faction, based on SPAM (Spaghetti & Pulsar Activating Meatballs), has formed and is calling for a Holy War against FSM. SPAMation claims to have the One True Letter to the Kansas School Board.
by hattrickcheeto September 8, 2005
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pastafarian

Worshipper and follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Have you been touched by His Noodly Appendage? Then put on your pirate outfit and join the Pastafarians!
by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
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Pastafarian

Portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarian.

Pastafarian (noun) Someone who believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Pastafarian (adjective) Having qualities relating to a Pastafarianistic ideal.
(noun) Joyce is a Pastafarian.
(adjective) Her thoughts and beliefs were considered Pastafarian to most.
by NewSlang07 July 12, 2007
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nastafarian

1) a Jamaican person who is mean and rude beyond belief, especially considering that Jamaica is actually full of lovely, smiling people.

2) a non-Jamaican person with disgusting, bug-infested dreads who smells of patchouli or weed, knows of no other reggae artist besides Bob Marley, and whose clothes are made entirely of hemp.
That nastafarian was such a bitch, she shames her nation.

I can smell that nastafarian from a mile away.
by beeteejah January 30, 2010
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Rastafarian Tea

Josh was so high that he grabbed the bong and took a drink of that Rastafarian Tea
by Nano88 February 12, 2022
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