Gastafarian 

Unfortunately this is not a replacement for religion but more of a life style for Real pressure smokers. This will be the next new trend in the pot smoking community , for those who are happy to be a weed smoker and want to show they are apart of the elite smokers.

I smoke so much weed you’d think I was a Rastafarian, guess ima Gastafarian smoking freely.

Gastafarian by Corri Gotti September 20, 2018

Pastafarianism 

a new religion that worships Flying Spaghetti Monster, initially created to protest the Kansas State School Board's decision to teach "Intelligent Design" in schools.

Also known as the FSM cult

Codes of conduct:
# Prayers are ended with the word RAmen rather than Amen.
Benefits of conversion:
# Like the great noodles they worship, Flying Spaghetti Monsterists have flimsy moral standards.
# Promise of a stripper factory and a beer volcano in Heaven.

A rival faction, based on SPAM (Spaghetti & Pulsar Activating Meatballs), has formed and is calling for a Holy War against FSM. SPAMation claims to have the One True Letter to the Kansas School Board.

Pastafarianism by hattrickcheeto September 8, 2005

pastafarian 

Worshipper and follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Have you been touched by His Noodly Appendage? Then put on your pirate outfit and join the Pastafarians!

pastafarian by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005

Pastafarian 

Portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarian.

Pastafarian (noun) Someone who believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Pastafarian (adjective) Having qualities relating to a Pastafarianistic ideal.

(noun) Joyce is a Pastafarian.
(adjective) Her thoughts and beliefs were considered Pastafarian to most.

Pastafarian by NewSlang07 July 12, 2007

nastafarian

1) a Jamaican person who is mean and rude beyond belief, especially considering that Jamaica is actually full of lovely, smiling people.

2) a non-Jamaican person with disgusting, bug-infested dreads who smells of patchouli or weed, knows of no other reggae artist besides Bob Marley, and whose clothes are made entirely of hemp.

That nastafarian was such a bitch, she shames her nation.

I can smell that nastafarian from a mile away.

nastafarian by beeteejah January 30, 2010

Rastafarian Tea 

Bong Water

Josh was so high that he grabbed the bong and took a drink of that Rastafarian Tea

Rastafarian Tea by Nano88 February 12, 2022

pastafarian 

a believer of the flying spaghetti monster or better known as fsm.

have you been touched by his noodly appendage?

yes, i'm a pastafarian

pastafarian by chindra October 6, 2008