Feminism

The radical notion that women are people too.

I support feminism to a degree.. Those extremists are just crazy, though. Ever notice the word history? HIS-STORY? We're not going to change it to satisfy the ravaging lust for equal everything.

by NewSlang07 June 23, 2007

Dog Years

The term dog years refers to a popular conception that household pets—specifically dogs and cats—age seven years for each human year.

For example, a dog of age 9 would be said to be "63 in dog years".

by NewSlang07 June 15, 2007

Pastafarian

Portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarian.

Pastafarian (noun) Someone who believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Pastafarian (adjective) Having qualities relating to a Pastafarianistic ideal.

(noun) Joyce is a Pastafarian.
(adjective) Her thoughts and beliefs were considered Pastafarian to most.

by NewSlang07 June 12, 2007

Porn

What the Internet was made for.

Let's go watch some porn. ;

by NewSlang07 June 24, 2007