Definitions by NewSlang07

Porn 

What the Internet was made for.

Let's go watch some porn. ;

Porn by NewSlang07 July 26, 2007

Feminism 

The radical notion that women are people too.

I support feminism to a degree.. Those extremists are just crazy, though. Ever notice the word history? HIS-STORY? We're not going to change it to satisfy the ravaging lust for equal everything.

Feminism by NewSlang07 July 23, 2007

Pastafarian 

Portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarian.

Pastafarian (noun) Someone who believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Pastafarian (adjective) Having qualities relating to a Pastafarianistic ideal.

(noun) Joyce is a Pastafarian.
(adjective) Her thoughts and beliefs were considered Pastafarian to most.

Pastafarian by NewSlang07 July 12, 2007

Dog Years 

The term dog years refers to a popular conception that household pets—specifically dogs and cats—age seven years for each human year.

For example, a dog of age 9 would be said to be "63 in dog years".

Dog Years by NewSlang07 July 12, 2007