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We Are All Fucked
"Trump is getting impeached!"
"LOL dude, none of this matters. WAAF."
WAAF by Unstuck Politics October 3, 2019
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Waoaf • woaf • waafini • wadafa • wadafak • WATAFAK • Whoafucked • WAAF • waafa • WAAFB
An abrupt unexpected change in water depth while wading a stream. Occurs during trout fishing.
While wading the river in ankle deep water, Colton stepped over a deadfall. To his surprise, the water on other side was waist deep. Colton's initial response was, "WHOAFOK!" as he fell into the river.
whoafok by Danno1953 January 16, 2011
A faster way to write What The Fuck, while keeping its full meaning, opposed to just saying WTF and loosing the actual strength of the sentence.

It can be used in websites, programs or games that censor offensive words without the fear of it actually being censored, while delivering its full meaning.
Person #1: I like Justin Bieber's music
Person #2: WATAFAK !! You must be a paedophile
WATAFAK by TenacityPunisher June 18, 2010
hyper-internetted version of "What the fuck," or "what the fuck is."

"watafux" is kind of an extreme and deliberate way of using the phrase. It's rather rare (google came back with like eight results, at this time, which is early December, 2007), and it's more likely to be used in parody or self-awareness of some kind than in anything along the lines of earnest misspelling. to put it another way, watafux is parody of the spelling of obnoxious anonymous internet posters, found in forums, on youtube, on urbandictionary, etc... I doubt it's ever been used with anything but the most ironic intent.

I also got a six google results for "whatafux."
"WATAFUX WARE R MAI ROFLLES?!"

"so, people spell things weird when you sit them down in front of a computer. watafux up with that?"
watafux by SaltyKevin January 2, 2008

WakaFlackaSaurus 

1. Someone who likes or listens to Wacka Flocka
2. A ghetto creature with a grill and corn rows
3. An ass hole who screams WAKA FLAKA! like he did in one of his songs
hood rat: Mang dat waka flaka make da flyest shiz his work poetry
normal person: That crap isn't poetry and you're annoying you WakaFlackaSaurus

Guy 1: Is that a rapper?
Guy 2: No that's just leroy, he's a WakaFlackaSaurus.
Guy 1: Oh they look all the same

Ass hole: Waka Flaka
Normal person: Alright who's the Fuckin' WakaFlackaSaurus
WakaFlackaSaurus by yrbam nitsua February 20, 2011
A phonetic spelling of the acronoym "wtf" (which means "what the fuck"). Originally created on the Darktide server message board for the MMORPG Asheron's Call.

Since its creation, wataf has taken on a variety of different meanings aside from "what the fuck".
this is totally wataf

wataf, that guy has balls on his chin

i am a dirty wataf
wataf by Sylence April 25, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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