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WAAF

We Are All Fucked
"Trump is getting impeached!"
"LOL dude, none of this matters. WAAF."
by Unstuck Politics October 3, 2019
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WAAFI

WAAFI (Wah-Fee):

WAAFI is a jackass video, a religion, a hate group, a local T-Shirt company in East Northport/Northport, a politcal party, a state of mind, and a gang.

The Jackass Video: A coalition of bored kids in the area doing stupid stuff on camera.

The Religion: Nullness. We put a face on atheism.

The Hate Group: We hate Roman Catholics. Why? ...umm... why not?

The T-Shirt Company: WAAFI makes unique T-Shirts. No two are the same.

The Political Party: We push for a bureaucratic dictatorship. Not for the USA or anything - we want control Northport High School.

The State of Mind: It's equal to being stoned, yet being sober at the same time. A state of nirvana that only the elite can reach.

The Gang: We dont really do anything big. Our turf is Taco Bell and Wendy's. We also have partial control over stoner spots such as Tiny's. Our hand signals are extending the middle, pointer and thumb, and tilting your hand a little sideways to form a "W". Our other one is done by making a "V" shape with both middle and pointer fingers, then bringing them together (overlapping a little) to form a "W".
The Jackass Video: "Dude, did you check out the new WAAFI video?"

The Religion: "I'm a WAAFIst, cracka"

The Hate Group: "I'm a member of WAAFI, and I disslike you greatly."

The T-Shirt Company: (T-Shirt example)"Alcohol Kills - Take LSD"

The State of Mind: "WAAFI, dude... WAAFI..."

The Gang: "WAAFI pwns j00"
by Tom Hatzfeld April 30, 2005
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WAAFB

Wet Ass African's Fat Booties
They were swimming in the pool today and one of the girls had a WAAFB.
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Waaful

A dank meme, usually referring to the dank version of Waffle from the obscure Nickelodeon cartoon Catscratch.
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WAAFG

A descriptive acronym for the overall term, "We are a Frum Group."

'nuf said. V'hamayvin yavin.
"You can't discuss sex in this group because WAAFG."
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waafini

Compassionate and nonjudgmental, always willing to hear another person’s story. When someone opens up to them or turns to them for comfort, they feel honored to listen and be of help. With their sensitivity and their commitment to authenticity, people with this personality type tend to crave opportunities for creative self-expression. They can’t help but muse about the meaning and purpose of life, dreaming up all sorts of stories, ideas, and possibilities along the way.
She may be socially awkward but she’s waafini.
by Xera Xandria November 22, 2021
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Waafuani

Totally insane bitch! Whore, slut, ugly and hideous. but totally stupid. Worthless and full of herself. Egoistic and ambitious to be a slut.
by Haviervera November 22, 2021
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