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Whoafucked 

When you realize how high or drunk you are
I was walking down the hallway and lost my balance and said whoa fuck! Hey I’m whoafucked!
Whoafucked by Flippenout February 27, 2019

whofucked 

to be so fucked in a shitstorm on intoxicants that you totally dissolve selfawareness thus being whofucked or who the fuck am I

secondary; perhaps being as fucked as the inhabitants of whoville in Dr.Suess
Sali: Whats goin on tonight?

Tony: Its my weekend back brother. Fuckin rights its going to get greasy. Call your bitches cause there's gonna be a party and fuckineh we're gettin WHOFUCKED!

Sali: Oh shit dude ill call my buddy.
whofucked by T Trip September 16, 2010

whoafuck 

Generally a new skier or snowboarder who is completely out of control. Derived from their own words as they careen down the slopes. Whoa! Fuck! I'm gonna fall.
NewSkier: Whoa! Fuck! Skiing is harder than I thought. How am I doing?
Local: You'd be doing a lot better if you weren't such a whoafuck.
whoafuck by Scottie Mac August 8, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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