Woaf 

An exclamation. A Scottish wow.

Woaf, that car was going fast.

Woaf by LaffinBoy May 15, 2008

WOAF 

"Waste of A Face" In essence, this is a person who would otherwise be classified as physically attractive, but their complete lack in personality keeps you disinterested.

It's such a shame that Rey is a WOAF. I can't hold a conversation with him, so I just tune him out and appreciate him for his looks.

WOAF by non-woaf January 7, 2012

woaf 

A flamboyant homosexual by the name of Russel K. Originated when he "came out of the closet". Often uese as a simile to compare and show homosexuality in other.

You're so gay you're a woaf.

woaf by Anonymous March 22, 2005

woaf 

Acronym: Waste of a Fuck. A particularly objectionable, particularly pathetic person, so called because he or she literally ruined the act of two people once having sex thus conceiving this individual

He hasn't got a job, he picks fights with friends, he treats his girl like shitl, he's somewhat a woaf

woaf by Desmond McRussian May 10, 2007

Woaft

A stronger version of woaf. The Scottish wow.

Woaft, that was close. That nearly took your eyebrows off.

Woaft by LaffinBoy May 15, 2008

Woafage 

Devils cabbage, Mary Jane, ganja, weed

Hey Jim, got any green for this doob? Nah mate I’ve gotta see my woafage guy.

This woafage is strong, I’m feeling woafed up

Woafage by Unclefur April 1, 2023

woafte

To use your hand to tap, rub, grope, or move up and down a person's ass or private part.

Michal Jordan: *Lightly slaps other player on the ass* "Yo, good game."
Other Player: "Don't woafte me fool. I don't play that kinda ball."

woafte by Lawrence Teves July 20, 2008