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Waambulance

A term used to ridicule someone else's gripes about a non-important item. The internet equivalent to calling someone a mama's boy, tattle tail etc. The irony being that there is no one or nothing that they can actually do about said issue. Waambulance callers also are almost always complaining about something that they have little or no influence over at all, such as how hard a level is in a particular video game. Almost always accompanied by some sort of poorly drawn visual diagram of the Waambulance. Commonly used in MMO game chat.
Rogue: OMG HUNTER ICE TRAPS ARE SO IMBA I HATE THIS GAME!!!
Hunter:
.________@@_
|----------------\__
| WAAMBULANCE |
|__ _______ ___/
''''''O'''''''''''''O''''
Did somebody call for the WAAMBULANCE? QQ nub.
Waambulance by Martin Beck June 8, 2007
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"Trump is getting impeached!"
"LOL dude, none of this matters. WAAF."
WAAF by Unstuck Politics October 3, 2019
Dan: Did you hear what that guy just said?
Laurence: Yeah man, I'm waab.
waab by chloelove February 16, 2012

waaburger 

An imaginary food, usually followed with french cries. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, or bitching.
Typical "emo" kid: "My life sucks!"
Dude: "Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries."

Guy 1: "Dude, today sucks."
Guy 2: "What did you have for lunch? A waaburger?"
waaburger by punkbass_20x6 April 21, 2006

Waabajaw 

A Nasty Vagina with teeth on the inside. (Not a real thing... o.o)

____

/ \

l> <l

l> <l

\_____ / <GRRRRR Bad Drawing -_-'
Aww, My girlfriend Rachel has a nasty Waabajaw! IT almost bit my D**k off!
Waabajaw by Penis Cake225 April 3, 2011

waambulance

What you call when someone is being a bitch.
Hello? Whine one one? I'd like to call a waambulance.
waambulance by assninja4827 September 23, 2009