Wankshard 

The source of all evil
The 2nd most terrible insult you can give to someone...
the most terrible is a combination of two words

Bollocky +wankshard

*He's such a BOLLOCKY WANKSHARD!

*Woah my ex really does look like wankshard.

*Me- Hey Liss and Panda did you hear about that wankshard down the street.

Liss- Yeah i did! he is so foul.

Panda- hes such a Bollocky wankshard.

Liss- *disgusted horrified face*

Wankshard by Maddzyroo August 2, 2010

wankshaft 

Derived from the two words, 'Wank' and 'Shaft'. 'Wank' is a slang word for 'masturbate', and 'shaft' is the shapoe of the male penis (as opposed to the female one).

'Wankshaft' is an insult, calling someone a 'wanker' and a 'dick', in one word.

Crash is a wankshaft.

wankshaft by JJ January 30, 2004

Wankhand 

Insult.
Refers to the hand with which you wank.

"Don't touch me you Wankhand!"

Wankhand by TheMasterWarriorSheep April 7, 2009

wankshaft 

An exclamation of annoyance or terror. Also an insult.

Ah shit, I can't find my keys. Wankshaft!
or
You're a wankshaft. A complete and utter wankshaft.

wankshaft by Ben Middlemiss July 31, 2004

wanktard 

wanker + retard = wanktard

he is such a wanktard

wanktard by Miss. Unique April 14, 2006

wankbeard 

When something just 'aint right, or is just generally shitty. Can also be abbreviated to 'beard.

That club was completely fuckin wankbeard

wankbeard by lolololotek January 5, 2014

Wankshaft 

A term that indicates something being utterly pointless, like a chocolate teapot, a man who is afraid of spiders or a Palestinian passport.

The phrase coming from the idea that the shaft, the length of the male member, is solely being employed for wanking and not for procreation.

The sin of Onan, or onanism, is not now inherent in its use as it is rarely used to describe actual masterbatory practices, but more usually the extrapolation of the term wank as a noun.

Whilst the term wanker is usually used in either vitriol or as a term of endearment, the word wankshaft always implies digust and disdain.

"Hey, isn't that Piers Morgan"
"Wadda fucking wankshaft"
"How did he even get a job over here?"
"Coz he was so useful uncovering War Crimes as editor of the Mirror they thought they'd put him to good use working out if The Hoff = "American's Got Talent" - its like algebra or summit"

Wankshaft by RastaVari October 26, 2013