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The 2nd most terrible insult you can give to someone...
the most terrible is a combination of two words
Bollocky +wankshard
The 2nd most terrible insult you can give to someone...
the most terrible is a combination of two words
Bollocky +wankshard
*He's such a BOLLOCKY WANKSHARD!
*Woah my ex really does look like wankshard.
*Me- Hey Liss and Panda did you hear about that wankshard down the street.
Liss- Yeah i did! he is so foul.
Panda- hes such a Bollocky wankshard.
Liss- *disgusted horrified face*
*Woah my ex really does look like wankshard.
*Me- Hey Liss and Panda did you hear about that wankshard down the street.
Liss- Yeah i did! he is so foul.
Panda- hes such a Bollocky wankshard.
Liss- *disgusted horrified face*
by Maddzyroo August 2, 2010
Get the Wankshard mug.Derived from the two words, 'Wank' and 'Shaft'. 'Wank' is a slang word for 'masturbate', and 'shaft' is the shapoe of the male penis (as opposed to the female one).
'Wankshaft' is an insult, calling someone a 'wanker' and a 'dick', in one word.
'Wankshaft' is an insult, calling someone a 'wanker' and a 'dick', in one word.
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The phrase coming from the idea that the shaft, the length of the male member, is solely being employed for wanking and not for procreation.
The sin of Onan, or onanism, is not now inherent in its use as it is rarely used to describe actual masterbatory practices, but more usually the extrapolation of the term wank as a noun.
Whilst the term wanker is usually used in either vitriol or as a term of endearment, the word wankshaft always implies digust and disdain.
The phrase coming from the idea that the shaft, the length of the male member, is solely being employed for wanking and not for procreation.
The sin of Onan, or onanism, is not now inherent in its use as it is rarely used to describe actual masterbatory practices, but more usually the extrapolation of the term wank as a noun.
Whilst the term wanker is usually used in either vitriol or as a term of endearment, the word wankshaft always implies digust and disdain.
"Hey, isn't that Piers Morgan"
"Wadda fucking wankshaft"
"How did he even get a job over here?"
"Coz he was so useful uncovering War Crimes as editor of the Mirror they thought they'd put him to good use working out if The Hoff = "American's Got Talent" - its like algebra or summit"
"Wadda fucking wankshaft"
"How did he even get a job over here?"
"Coz he was so useful uncovering War Crimes as editor of the Mirror they thought they'd put him to good use working out if The Hoff = "American's Got Talent" - its like algebra or summit"
by RastaVari October 26, 2013
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