JJ's definitions

rugby league

The inferior form of rugby. Invented in the North of England after a dispute over whether players should be paid. Can be quite tedious to watch as the defending team have to retreat after every tackle until the tackle count is reached.

Not as popular as rugby Union

Great tackle!! now bugger off and let him get the ball back.

by JJ May 29, 2004

vapid cunt

cliche internet catchphrase mainly used by idiots who don't know what "vapid" means. they think it means ditsy, air-headed or something like that, but really it means "lifeless" or "boring".

douchebag #1: paris hilton is such a vapid cunt! vapid!!! vapid cunt!
asshole #2: shut the fuck up moron, learn to use a dictionary.

by jj August 20, 2006

Fripy

A rotten vigina.

My mom has a fripy

by JJ February 25, 2003

meow

1)form of salutation

Meow, what's up?
I have to go, meow

by JJ September 23, 2004

IB

International B*****. That's the abbreviation for the people who came up with this censored.

IB students don't talk like a ghetto kid.

Student 1: Yo nigga y can't me be in da IB joint?

Student: Because you are an idiot.

by JJ January 3, 2005

bagpipes

another name for a lung/bong made of half a bottle and and bag

sort us out a phat creamy bagpipe, dave....

by JJ January 5, 2004

bangkok padang

a flavor deriving from the house of Zhang

"Excuse me, but does this establishment carry any House of Zhang Bangkok Padang?"

(followed by confused look)

"Well then, fuck you. I'll have the chicken."

by JJ May 7, 2005