chotch

People usually of lebanese decent who dress in black leather with button up shirts, all black, and wear boots with a buckle. Ussually found at bars.
That guy must think hes a chotch
by JJ November 13, 2003
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balls in a vice-grip

1)When someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.

2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.
1) Man, this court case has my balls in a vice-grip.
by JJ November 25, 2003
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cannibal corpse

a really awesome band. pay no attention to lame motherfuckers like "larstait" and "sven" they are just haters. CANNIBAL CORPSE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by jj August 11, 2004
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coning

Game involving the systematic theft of orange street cones and strategic placement upon an unsuspecting victim's doorstep, yard, or vehicle under the cover of darkness.

Past tense: coned.
Ricky and the boys went coning last night; they got six houses with eighteen cones!

Past Tense: My car got coned three times this week!
by JJ October 29, 2003
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rugby league

The inferior form of rugby. Invented in the North of England after a dispute over whether players should be paid. Can be quite tedious to watch as the defending team have to retreat after every tackle until the tackle count is reached.

Not as popular as rugby Union
Great tackle!! now bugger off and let him get the ball back.
by JJ May 29, 2004
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Kickin it

i was kickin it today wit angie and tony and we were so fuckin baked it was awesome
by JJ November 27, 2004
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fucktard

A combination of the words 'Fuck' and 'Retard', this word can be used to mean 'Fucking retard', or even some kind of genetically modified super mega industrial retard.
"Hey guys, Bergkamp is the most influential player in the world", "Go away Pubert, you fucktard"
by JJ May 04, 2006
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