JJ's definitions

S-GRAb

Rafiki looking creature that loves sisterly love in the ass, while taking cock in the mouth.

That S-Grab must really love his sister!

by jj March 18, 2003

Morley

A pint of lager with a bit of lemonade in the bottom. Usually drunk by ponces (or southerners).

I feel like a tart's drink. "A pint of Morley please."

by JJ July 27, 2003

rockstar

A girl who is crazy in bed.

Roxx was riding me and screaming OH, OH, OH. She wanted it all night, what a rockstar!

by jj April 9, 2004

Colin Mochrie

Infamous animutation star. First appeared in teh Japanese Pokerap.

Colin, he can reach them
Colin, he'll go far
With gardening, he'll reach you
and your only car . . .

from Conquest of Animutopia

by JJ May 14, 2004

Power Clam

During insertion, when a woman uses her extrordinarily muscular labias to pincer-off a man's penis. What is left is a bloody nub inside vagina and a fountain of blood gushing from the mangled, chewed-up strotum.

Common to female weight lifters and black chicks.

Damn, that bitch gave me a power clam and now i'm growing tits.

by JJ January 23, 2004

Ba-king

Big ass and big tits.

She has a Ba-king homie.

by JJ February 4, 2005

Hizzle

Your crib

Hey baby lets go back to my hizzle fo shizzle

by JJ July 18, 2003