JJ's definitions

housband

n. occupation name.
A man who works at home for his family, cleaning, cooking, (rearing children,) etc., esp. one who does not work outside of the home.

This is a back-formation derived from housewife and a blending with husband (no pun here, purely linguistics) The e in the base house- is omitted to make the noun masculine. The new base hous- blends with husband, oh la la...you get a housband.

^^ : "I've always wanta be a housband growing up. You know...a professional stay-at-home-dad!"

-_-: "Ha...I knew it...i always suspect you as a queer boy."

by Jj March 21, 2005

gordon keeble

big lump of a car made in the 70's.

"Nice car, what is it?"
"It's a gordon keeble"

by jj August 12, 2003

Segedi

Tottaly hot girl that goes to CVCA, but is succcch a geekkk, a total goober!

Megs, such as the one you know who you dont want to tell shes not cool, so shes a segedi

by JJ November 24, 2003

rugby union

The far superior version of rugby, generally much faster and involving far more skill that its counterpart rugby League.

A common myth is that Union players kick too much.

Several players have made a switch to union, realising themselves that its the better version.

wow, i've got all round skills, WTF am i doing in League, time to switch.

by JJ May 29, 2004

Mimy

hott mommy-sita

by jj October 11, 2003

santa clause

used when someone aks you a question but you dont wanna answer and are annoyed in a way.

'who paid for that drink?'
'Santa Clause'

by JJ June 30, 2004

take it to the face

a euphemism for snorting

i had to write a paper so i took some adderall to the face and got it done in 3 hours

by jj April 8, 2005