JJ's definitions

vapid cunt

cliche internet catchphrase mainly used by idiots who don't know what "vapid" means. they think it means ditsy, air-headed or something like that, but really it means "lifeless" or "boring".

douchebag #1: paris hilton is such a vapid cunt! vapid!!! vapid cunt!
asshole #2: shut the fuck up moron, learn to use a dictionary.

by jj August 20, 2006

take it to the face

a euphemism for snorting

i had to write a paper so i took some adderall to the face and got it done in 3 hours

by jj April 8, 2005

bangkok padang

a flavor deriving from the house of Zhang

"Excuse me, but does this establishment carry any House of Zhang Bangkok Padang?"

(followed by confused look)

"Well then, fuck you. I'll have the chicken."

by JJ May 7, 2005

vaguccino

An iced coffee drink that costs more than 5 dollars. This is a typical drink of high maintenance yuppie females and effeminate men.

John, it looks like you switched your dark roast for a vaguccino, are you feeling OK today?

by JJ May 20, 2008

coning

Game involving the systematic theft of orange street cones and strategic placement upon an unsuspecting victim's doorstep, yard, or vehicle under the cover of darkness.

Past tense: coned.

Ricky and the boys went coning last night; they got six houses with eighteen cones!

Past Tense: My car got coned three times this week!

by JJ October 29, 2003

Bill Clinton

The blackest president we had so far.

by JJ November 5, 2003

chotch

People usually of lebanese decent who dress in black leather with button up shirts, all black, and wear boots with a buckle. Ussually found at bars.

That guy must think hes a chotch

by JJ November 13, 2003