wankbeard 

When something just 'aint right, or is just generally shitty. Can also be abbreviated to 'beard.

That club was completely fuckin wankbeard

wankbeard by lolololotek January 5, 2014

wankerdonkies

"Wankerdonkies"
A very complex game using a ball or similar object. The aim of the game is to always keep the ball off the ground or 'alive.' Any number of people can play. The main rules are as follows; the ball must not touch the ground, any part of the players body is allowed to make contact with the ball to avoid this happening, with any number of touches. In the event of the ball touching the ground the player responsible receives a letter from the word 'wankerdonkies.' Therefore each time the ball touches the ground that person gets a letter from the word, in the same order. For example Fred has made the ball hit the ground three times - he has the letters, 'W' 'A' 'N'......
The loser of the game is the first person to receive all the letters. This can take a while. It is then up to the winner of the game to chose a forfeit for the loser. Or this can be jointly decided at the beginning. Any forfeit is allowed. Other than that there are no other rules.

"Whose up for a game of wankerdonkies"
"Lads what a great game of wankerdonkies"
"Awesome forfeit as well!!"

wankerdonkies by CallMeAl April 14, 2009

wannabeard 

<I>n.</I> A partially or patchily-grown but still significant amount of facial hair beneath the lower lip; a dirty goatee; more than a soul patch and less than a beard.

Check out John's wannabeard; dude needs more testosterone.

wannabeard by Omar K. December 9, 2008

Gin Wankerdom 

the art of dressing a simple gin and tonic with every possible herb known to man and impressing a gin wanker into saying, "can you taste the botanicals in that?" Or "oooohhhhh, the white petal notes are really enhanced with the grapefruit rind"

Shim's gin wankerdom impressed Drew, he'd never had a botanical delight such as this in his life.

Gin Wankerdom by Paulinevic July 28, 2017

wankhead

An insult you would use. Slightly humourous in tone.

Alan is a wankhead.
Look at that total wankhead over there!

wankhead by Sean Lloyd February 17, 2005

Wankbadger 

The dried out remains of a sock, recently used for clean up of male ejaculate.
The greater spotted wankbadger is black with white crusting. Wankbadgers are often located underneath beds, and reside in close proximity to national geographic and FHM magazines.

F*%K I've run out of socks, but the wankbadgers in my room seem to have multiplied.

Wankbadger by ant-o-nym May 6, 2011

wanktard 

wanker + retard = wanktard

he is such a wanktard

wanktard by Miss. Unique April 14, 2006