2 definitions by Ben Middlemiss

wankshaft

An exclamation of annoyance or terror. Also an insult.

Ah shit, I can't find my keys. Wankshaft!
or
You're a wankshaft. A complete and utter wankshaft.

by Ben Middlemiss August 1, 2004

Annoying ska kid. Has long hair and likes to use slang from the 80s. Avoid at all cost.

P1: Dude, look at that guy over there. He looks like a girl.
P2: Oh, that's just Shibby Jay. He's a hobo.

by Ben Middlemiss August 1, 2004