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A pet which aids in masturbation, notoriousy difficult to get through customs.
Dave: What did you get up to last night Jeff?
Jeff: Me and the missus had a fight so I spent a quiet night in with my Wankpet.

Bob: Boy am I aroused. Hand me that frog will you.
by Bananapajamallama July 27, 2011
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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