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wankpot • wankpotamus • wankbot • wanknot • Wankpet • wankpole • wankpoom • wankport • wankpose • Mayfair wankpit
wankport
Internet connection, usually via laptop, personal computer.. Can be used to access services other than pr0n.. (Theoretically)..
John was just about to lose his mess when all of a sudden the faptop shut down and proceeded to install a much needed windows upgrade (sarcasm)..
His wankport now out of commission, John was forced to thumb through the NEXT catalogue ladies underwear section for emergency wrist fodder..
His wankport now out of commission, John was forced to thumb through the NEXT catalogue ladies underwear section for emergency wrist fodder..
wankport by Drex Johnson August 25, 2013
Mayfair wankpit
A restaurant in central London that looks to provide obsequious, over-bearing service and second rate food at prices that only expense account carrying bankers can afford.
Mayfair wankpit by stanleybalds September 22, 2012
Wankbot
A wankbot is a person who is so eager to wank off himself and others around him that people refer to him as a wankbot because it's so mechanical and androidlike now.
A wankbot usually has really weird tendencies like goosestepping round rooms naked just to show off his penis and hope that others will drool over it.
A wankbot usually has really weird tendencies like goosestepping round rooms naked just to show off his penis and hope that others will drool over it.
"Wankbot, can I have a handjob?" "Yeah sure, after I finish this person off."
"Oi wankbot, stop wanking."
"Oi wankbot, stop wanking."
Wankbot by Jangrafess December 14, 2009
Wankpet
Dave: What did you get up to last night Jeff?
Jeff: Me and the missus had a fight so I spent a quiet night in with my Wankpet.
Bob: Boy am I aroused. Hand me that frog will you.
Jeff: Me and the missus had a fight so I spent a quiet night in with my Wankpet.
Bob: Boy am I aroused. Hand me that frog will you.
Wankpet by Bananapajamallama July 27, 2011
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