wankpot

A slightly stronger word for tosspot. A less intelligent person or one prone to making mistakes. Commonly used in Northern England.

He's a right wankpot.

by J Arthur December 6, 2004

wankpot

A pot for wanking in!

I like to wank into my wankpot

by WESTY10 August 28, 2006

wankport

Internet connection, usually via laptop, personal computer.. Can be used to access services other than pr0n.. (Theoretically)..

John was just about to lose his mess when all of a sudden the faptop shut down and proceeded to install a much needed windows upgrade (sarcasm)..

His wankport now out of commission, John was forced to thumb through the NEXT catalogue ladies underwear section for emergency wrist fodder..

by Drex Johnson August 25, 2013

Mayfair wankpit

A restaurant in central London that looks to provide obsequious, over-bearing service and second rate food at prices that only expense account carrying bankers can afford.

Only a banker of Giles' ludicrous lack of taste would choose a Mayfair Wankpit like this.

by stanleybalds September 22, 2012

Wankbot

A wankbot is a person who is so eager to wank off himself and others around him that people refer to him as a wankbot because it's so mechanical and androidlike now.

A wankbot usually has really weird tendencies like goosestepping round rooms naked just to show off his penis and hope that others will drool over it.

"Wankbot, can I have a handjob?" "Yeah sure, after I finish this person off."

"Oi wankbot, stop wanking."

by Jangrafess December 14, 2009

Wankpet

A pet which aids in masturbation, notoriousy difficult to get through customs.

Dave: What did you get up to last night Jeff?
Jeff: Me and the missus had a fight so I spent a quiet night in with my Wankpet.

Bob: Boy am I aroused. Hand me that frog will you.

by Bananapajamallama July 27, 2011

wankpoom

to wank the poom. ask AyePat and Camin.

let's drop out and open a wankpoom school.

by ravkes January 5, 2008