Wankett

A slightly larger version of a wank sock, equivalent to blanket size, can be used for many uses i.e being cold but must always included cumming into.

Hey Mary thats not your blanket, its my wankett. Sorry

by Steph Winter August 26, 2013

Wankertorium

When more then one person of a special character or group of people that have an extremely high self esteem of themselves, congregate either in public or private place. Freequently at these gatherings and at these scenes the members of the group stroke their cocks rapidly and aggressively whilst discussing and delivering their material and or message. In this scenario it could be classified as a wankertorium.

Whilst at the wankertorium Keith's dick was red roar from all the cock stroking .

by PS69 March 15, 2015

WankerTanker

When you wank your penis so many times in one day that it turns red. Like the local fire truck.

Dude I had the biggest wankertanker yesterday. I thought it was permanent.

by BigJdogSwizzle June 13, 2017

wonkette

A woman who appears to be a normal heterosexual but has lesbianic tendencies when drunk. May also be rude and disrespecting to others whether sober or drunk.(May be used as a noun or adjectivally.)

Coined by Dr. Cliff Redish of U.I. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as Greek culture in the Eastern United States has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.

That ol' wonkette totally forgot what she did last night, but all the boys got a quick look and a good laugh.

Bob, she went all wonkette on me on the date last night. Laura cussed me out and then just left.

by Singh Nguyen May 31, 2007

wanket

Any impromptu piece of cloth used to clean up jizz.

"Dude, don't put that shirt on! I used that as a wanket last night when my girlfriend was over!"

by Dan Patterson February 1, 2007

wonkette

East coast slang for lesbian in general. Not limited to man-haters, doms, or subbies. Does not refer to a bisexual woman, however.

See also wonk, galpal.

My new wonkette is sweet and isn't afraid to try anything new.

by Bethany Wilson January 13, 2007

Wankentine's Day

This is the wanker's day, celebrated on Feb 14, this is similar to Valentine's Day but for persons who have no sexual partner and thus resort to wanking themselves. This is a special day of remembrance for wankers of their own status.

Bob: Hey Frank, wish you a happy Wankentine's Day

Frank: Same to you Bob.

by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008