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A slightly larger version of a wank sock, equivalent to blanket size, can be used for many uses i.e being cold but must always included cumming into.
Hey Mary thats not your blanket, its my wankett. Sorry
Wankett by Steph Winter August 26, 2013
Words you can keep

Wankertorium 

When more then one person of a special character or group of people that have an extremely high self esteem of themselves, congregate either in public or private place. Freequently at these gatherings and at these scenes the members of the group stroke their cocks rapidly and aggressively whilst discussing and delivering their material and or message. In this scenario it could be classified as a wankertorium.
Whilst at the wankertorium Keith's dick was red roar from all the cock stroking .
Wankertorium by PS69 March 15, 2015

WankerTanker 

When you wank your penis so many times in one day that it turns red. Like the local fire truck.
Dude I had the biggest wankertanker yesterday. I thought it was permanent.
WankerTanker by BigJdogSwizzle June 13, 2017

wonkette 

A woman who appears to be a normal heterosexual but has lesbianic tendencies when drunk. May also be rude and disrespecting to others whether sober or drunk.(May be used as a noun or adjectivally.)

Coined by Dr. Cliff Redish of U.I. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as Greek culture in the Eastern United States has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.
That ol' wonkette totally forgot what she did last night, but all the boys got a quick look and a good laugh.

Bob, she went all wonkette on me on the date last night. Laura cussed me out and then just left.
wonkette by Singh Nguyen May 31, 2007
Any impromptu piece of cloth used to clean up jizz.
"Dude, don't put that shirt on! I used that as a wanket last night when my girlfriend was over!"
wanket by Dan Patterson February 1, 2007

wonkette 

East coast slang for lesbian in general. Not limited to man-haters, doms, or subbies. Does not refer to a bisexual woman, however.

See also wonk, galpal.
My new wonkette is sweet and isn't afraid to try anything new.
wonkette by Bethany Wilson January 13, 2007

Wankentine's Day 

This is the wanker's day, celebrated on Feb 14, this is similar to Valentine's Day but for persons who have no sexual partner and thus resort to wanking themselves. This is a special day of remembrance for wankers of their own status.
Bob: Hey Frank, wish you a happy Wankentine's Day

Frank: Same to you Bob.

Wankentine's Day by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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