Definitions by ZStambs21

Wanket Blanket 

N. A Wanket Blanket is a rag/towel that is used to wipe up all of the fluid after "wanking" or masturbating.

Person 1: Bro what is this towel in the corner for?
Person 2: Dont touch that, that's my wanket blanket!

Wanket Blanket by ZStambs21 March 9, 2017

Nut Rustle 

The horrible week after you shave your pubes when there is nothing but intense, excruciating prickly pain.

Friend 1: hey man how's your week been?
Friend 2: Not so good, the nut rustle is hard to get through but I think I might be okay.

Nut Rustle by ZStambs21 January 20, 2017

Lady Lasso 

A guy who reels in girls left and right and takes advantage of their bodies

Person 1: I can't believe Jessica just hooked up with that lady lasso like oh my god I can't even
Person 2: She went that low? Shit.

Lady Lasso by ZStambs21 January 20, 2017