wankpellet

someone who is extremely irritating

jog on wankpellet
go away asswipe

wankpellet by roxy101 April 16, 2011

Wank Pellet 

A name used to describe someone who is a proper time-wasting bell-end, a really useless prick.

"Dave hasn't turned up for work again, he's a proper wank pellet

Wank Pellet by Chodenibbler May 29, 2018

Wankmallet 

A person in possession of a large cakehole who insists on hammering on about mundane and uninteresting shite.

Did ye hear that shite Tam wiz hittin oot wi? Naw I never listen tae a word that Wankmallet said.

Wankmallet by Blakklore May 6, 2014