Definitions by Bananapajamallama

Wankpet 

A pet which aids in masturbation, notoriousy difficult to get through customs.

Dave: What did you get up to last night Jeff?
Jeff: Me and the missus had a fight so I spent a quiet night in with my Wankpet.

Bob: Boy am I aroused. Hand me that frog will you.

Wankpet by Bananapajamallama July 27, 2011