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Wankette 

A fake Guidette, not one of 100% Italian. Can be of any race that tries to be a Guidette but usually it's asians who dress up and try to look like Guidettes. A poser.
That Wankette aint fooling anyone.
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Wankette 

A female wanker. A lady that likes to strum. Rocker (male) rockette (female)
My missus likes a fiddle, she's a right wankette
Wankette by The bongolist September 17, 2019

wonkette 

A woman who appears to be a normal heterosexual but has lesbianic tendencies when drunk. May also be rude and disrespecting to others whether sober or drunk.(May be used as a noun or adjectivally.)

Coined by Dr. Cliff Redish of U.I. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as Greek culture in the Eastern United States has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.
That ol' wonkette totally forgot what she did last night, but all the boys got a quick look and a good laugh.

Bob, she went all wonkette on me on the date last night. Laura cussed me out and then just left.
wonkette by Singh Nguyen May 31, 2007

wonkette 

East coast slang for lesbian in general. Not limited to man-haters, doms, or subbies. Does not refer to a bisexual woman, however.

See also wonk, galpal.
My new wonkette is sweet and isn't afraid to try anything new.
wonkette by Bethany Wilson January 13, 2007

Wonkette 

Straight-up old-fashioned lesbian. Not the fake high school type of straight girl that does other girls for attention or out of insecurity. We are talking about the real thing here, lesbian for life, beautiful or butch.
Dianne and Jenny went to a bar. They didn't make a scene...they knew everyone knew they were wonkettes anyway.

wonkette 

A woman who appears to be a normal heterosexual but has lesbianic tendencies when drunk. May also be rude and disrespecting to others whether sober or drunk.(May be used as a noun or adjectivally.)

Coined by Dr. Cliff Redish of U.I. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as Greek culture in the Eastern United States has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.
That ol' wonkette totally forgot what she did last night, but all the boys got a quick look and a good laugh.
wonkette by Singh Nguyen June 15, 2007